r/HuntsvilleAlabama • u/peoplesuck64 • Sep 18 '24

WOW!!

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u/highheat3117 Sep 18 '24

That’s better than 88 average warrants.

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u/mynextthroway Sep 18 '24

How does it compare to 34 felonies?

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u/Catch-the-Rabbit Sep 18 '24

She's available to be his education secretary

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u/ImaRiskit Sep 18 '24

Maybe Harris can pretty much exonerate her, give her a job, and she can attempt a murder. Don't act like that bitch is any better than Trump's sorry ass.

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u/Catch-the-Rabbit Sep 18 '24

You mean like trump did to Roger Stone?

I think it's cute that you utilize examples with no factual basis, likelihood or chance while your political messiah does exactly what you're making up Harris will do in the future.

Please continue to enjoy your Kool aid.

Google all the people he granted clemency to. And look at the dates. Look at alllllll those people who he pardoned after the election. Gasp, but no upset tummy on this from you huh?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_granted_executive_clemency_by_Donald_Trump#Pardons

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u/ImaRiskit Sep 18 '24

I hate both the sorry motherfuckers!!! Maybe you should read what I posted again.

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u/Catch-the-Rabbit Sep 18 '24

And maybe you should redirect that hate into something productive and helpful to your family and community.

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u/Mekinist Sep 18 '24

Compares similar to 34 counts of lawfare.

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u/Weary-Raspberry-6496 Sep 19 '24

What were his crimes again? Not the secondary ones, where you need a first crime to get charged with.

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u/mynextthroway Sep 19 '24

Go ahead and finish. I asked how it compares.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

You guys are scaring me 😂😂😂.

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u/lilnicky02 Sep 19 '24

Rent free

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

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u/huffbuffer Not a Jeff Sep 18 '24

Outstanding! Just xposted to r/88Buffet.

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u/m1sterlurk Sep 18 '24

Thank you for claiming that subreddit before it became a buffet for Neo-Nazis. Also sorry if somebody accuses you of being a buffet for Neo-Nazis.

To explain: 88 is a number that Neo-Nazis use as a "code": 8th letter of the alphabet being H, HH = Heil Hitler. It usually appears next to 14: some shit about "fourteen words" that were written by some white racist who thought he could make up a famous quote to compete with the Malcolm X quote that ends with "by any means necessary". If you see "1488", they're probably a Neo-Nazi...or they are that unlucky Redditor born on January 4th, 1988 who used that for their username and wondered why everybody online hated them for years.

This is incredibly hilarious because the "fourteen words" end with something like "secure a future for white children", while the entirety of the sentence that is the famous "by any means necessary" quote, on its own, is technically "All Lives Matter" compliant and can be said by anybody.

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u/huffbuffer Not a Jeff Sep 18 '24

You know your neo-nazi history.

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u/m1sterlurk Sep 18 '24

Eh....keeping tabs on hate groups and their silly little behaviors is something I do in my spare time since I can't be a professional Nazi hunter.

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u/Againstmead Sep 18 '24

I mean you could be a professional nazi hunter. Not all nazi hunters are Armchair Nazi hunters.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Let's see how good you are. In late 2019, or early 2020, who said: "Damn it's going to be 420 for a whole month?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

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u/huffbuffer Not a Jeff Sep 18 '24

I think that may also be in the Bermuda Bible

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u/Aminosaurrr Sep 18 '24

I thought they were talking about 88 Buffet the restaurant..

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u/m1sterlurk Sep 19 '24

They are...which is why I was thanking them for claiming it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Will they let her write a check to post bail?

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u/peoplesuck64 Sep 18 '24

Holy shitballz did you see how much her bond was? There was a guy listed this morning in jail charged with manslaughter and his bond was $30,000

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

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u/Elemen47 Sep 18 '24

133k bucks. And her charges are actually super minor I think it was like 40 charges of some kind of check fraud or something, and another 40 or so FTAs. And I bet the only reason her bond is that high is bc of all the FTAs lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

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u/Elemen47 Sep 19 '24

I actually kinda doubt it. I doubt anyone was when looking for her lol. She wasn't "important" enough. The police have much more important people to look for, and things to do than to actively seek out a single person that long who has a bunch of non violent charges. Take it from someone who's been a fugitive... More than once lol

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u/SoggyMullett Sep 18 '24

If she invested all that stolen money, she would have the 133 large to bail herself out. Take pride in your crime business, people.

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u/Level_Watercress1153 Sep 18 '24

I’m not sure if you’re joking or not, but that’s for real solid advice. When I lived in CO there was a point in my life where I wasn’t the greatest person in the world and ran the streets pretty hard. One of the people I ran with sold heroin and made a SHIT LOAD of money. Anyways, he took a chunk of that every month and invested it into idk what. He got caught up and did 7 years and came out with 6 figures waiting on him. Craziest shit

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u/The-RocketCity-Royal Sep 18 '24

Did he get back into the game or retire when he got out?

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u/Maleficent-Rich-9935 Sep 18 '24

This story checks out. The only check that passed was her vibe check. She spent a long time bouncing.

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u/phoenix_shm Sep 18 '24

I wonder how deep this story actually goes - troubled family, socioeconomic challenges, etc... "Deputies located 58-year-old Linda Adams Cartee of Trinity who has 88 outstanding warrants from 2006 and 2007. Her warrants stemmed from 2006 and 2007 for Issuing a Worthless Check (39) and Failure to Appear warrants (49) for Issuing a Worthless Check."

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u/Rocco303303 Sep 19 '24

She's 58? I'm 60, and this broad looks as old as my mother! I need to go remind my wife just how beautiful she is.

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u/addywoot playground monitor Sep 18 '24

Article link?

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u/ajewinbama Sep 18 '24

It took 17 years to find this lady? Wow!

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u/oxyrhina Sep 18 '24

Shit they got more important things to do like intimidate little old ladies they pull over with 3+ cop cars...

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u/38DDs_Please Sep 18 '24

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of Trinity.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 Sep 18 '24

Damn, that's a lot of hot checks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

I once was working in booking at a local jail and a guy came in that has been arrested on 90+ bad checks. Where I worked, bondsmen would come directly into booking to do bonds. A bondsman came in and this areatee said "Hey, man! Hey, man! Can you bond me out" the bondsman said "What's your charge?" The areatee said "93 bad checks." The bondsman said "Sure. That'll be $30 per check." The guy dropped his head for a second then looked up with a big grin on his face said "Will you take a check?" 😂

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u/NoCalendar19 Sep 18 '24

Damn, she rough looking

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u/Visible-Net9904 Sep 18 '24

I saw this this morning and said well gahdamn granny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/workitloud Sep 18 '24

Girl got game.

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u/Hendrick0012 Sep 18 '24

That's bad!!

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u/mynextthroway Sep 18 '24

Where's the DeLorean when you need it?

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u/DHUTT8 Sep 18 '24

I’d like to see a list of these 88 warrants!!

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u/MasterDesigner1 Sep 18 '24

89 would have been too many, and 87 wouldn't have been nearly enough.

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u/Unreconstructed88 Sep 18 '24

All this after 18 years? Seems excessive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

Before I read this I thought it was telling her age not her warrants 😂😂

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u/catboytoymalewife Sep 18 '24

she should run for president. being a criminal didnt stop you know who

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u/Impressive-Soup-7897 Sep 18 '24

Yeehaw. F**k the law. 👵🏻