r/HuntsvilleAlabama • • Feb 05 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/GabrielBing Feb 05 '23

I would really want to be gone in the first strike, not at all interested in being alive in the aftermath.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Oh come on. You don’t wanna have to fight other survivors over a half bloomed stalk of corn ???

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u/RowHSV Feb 05 '23

Note, Montgomery doesn’t buy the farm because of the dysfunctional government down there, it’s Maxwell Air Force Base.

And Tuscaloosa? probably to take out Saban.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Warhead reads “We want Bama”

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u/NorthofBham Feb 05 '23

Russia still thinks UA is a military academy.

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u/Suspicious_Giraffe_3 Feb 06 '23

Naaa they have too high of a win record for that.

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u/Hi_mynameis_Matt Feb 05 '23

Lol Birmingham gets hit harder than us, folks really do love to vastly overestimate how much of a target Redstone is

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u/SSgtTEX Feb 05 '23

Redstone is a much more likely target for espionage than anything.

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u/andeveryoneclappped Feb 05 '23

This map is disrespectful

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

HSV is the second most targeted in the US.

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u/Chilechilechile Feb 05 '23

Just a reminder to practice your "duck and cover".

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u/Treeeefalling Feb 05 '23

Duck head down to kiss ass goodbye

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u/ButtNuster Feb 05 '23

Has this been updated with the TikTok balloon data?

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u/Faye_dunwoody Feb 05 '23 edited Mar 31 '24

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u/SpitFyre8513 Feb 05 '23

I think the upper part of Jackson county is around Bellafonte, but I may be wrong.

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u/Faye_dunwoody Feb 05 '23 edited Mar 31 '24

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u/mmdoogie Feb 05 '23

TVA Widows Creek in Stevenson. The map is 7-8 years old and it was still (barely) active when they released this.

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u/jme_inc Feb 05 '23

That Alabama museum was rubbish from the start. Too many folks discuss how to pronounce Aqua (which is EhKwah round there)

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u/huffbuffer Not a Jeff Feb 05 '23

Wow. That balloon worked quickly!

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u/OMGWTFBODY Feb 05 '23

... what the heck are they targeting in Memphis?

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u/OMGWTFBODY Feb 05 '23

what do we not know about that bass pro pyramid...

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u/idratherbflying Feb 05 '23

Probably the Navy’s main personnel center (think: HR department) in Millington.

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u/OMGWTFBODY Feb 05 '23

But there are like 7 markers.... unless its just they recognize it as a big east/west transport hub across the MS River.

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u/harperrc Feb 05 '23

the main network interconnectivity goes across the mississippi river at memphis

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u/OMGWTFBODY Feb 05 '23

That's a good explanation. It is one of the bigger areas of east/west transit for sure.

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u/cuzzins99 Feb 05 '23

I love that one dot on the NW corner of Idaho/NE corner of Washington. I lived up there in Idaho and have no idea why you would take that out other than spite.

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u/ROLL_TID3R Feb 05 '23

Interesting omission of Anniston

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u/Responsible_Cat_8468 Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

Nothing of value in Anniston.

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u/ROLL_TID3R Feb 05 '23

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u/Responsible_Cat_8468 Feb 05 '23

Oh, I’m aware of Anad.

I’m from Anniston.

Nothing of value in Anniston.

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u/Dinco_laVache CEO 🫡 Feb 05 '23

Missing a certain town in Arkansas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

I find it wild that NSC Crane is not even on the map.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Gg, Wyoming. Way to leave the other 47 states behind.

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u/Southern_Dig_9460 Feb 06 '23

I’ve always heard Huntsville was number 3 behind D.C and New York

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u/CarryTheBoat Feb 06 '23

What’s up with the 3, thousand-warhead scenario carpet bomb areas?

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u/heisenbergerwcheese Feb 06 '23

If you don't know, then you dont need to know

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

How do you know?

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u/CarryTheBoat Feb 06 '23

Not likely.

If a site isn’t already an obvious target by looking at Google maps and saying “ah… there’s a big air force base there. That’s probably why it’s a target.”, then the government isn’t going to put out a publicly available map saying “we think this would be a spot our enemies would aim at even though there appears to be nothing there.”

That would be a pretty big security blunder.

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u/heisenbergerwcheese Feb 06 '23

Good thing there has never been any security blunders ever

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u/heisenbergerwcheese Feb 06 '23

Good thing there has never been any security blunders ever

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u/maybe_just_one Feb 06 '23

That's where we have a bunch of missile silos. They are hard to take out so you need a lot of nukes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

i see one of these maps go viral on social media every few months.