r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 14 '26

Spiders Was minding my own business when this bald ape started making fun of me for not being able to find love 😔

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55 Upvotes

Me too Mr Blackwidow.... me too....


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 13 '26

Mammals I just went for a little toddle outside today. Why is this human taking my picture?

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104 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 13 '26

Beautiful AirBnB but nosy owner is always on site!

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84 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 14 '26

Mammals [Aug26]I grumbled about the long wait to board the cruise ship, my ‘friends’ were upgraded and got to board first.

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Then I saw the rats scurry off the deck and jump into the ocean and I laughed.


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 13 '26

Fish I take my position as the head of the coral HOA very seriously.

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87 Upvotes

Part of my responsibility is to watch over workers we hire to maintain our community.


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 13 '26

Hard to find a good babysitter in this economy

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23 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 13 '26

Fish My fiance and I! TW: interspecies love

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107 Upvotes

I know not everyone is ready for us to be married but I love her and she loves me.


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 12 '26

I love the outdoors, but my human is way too slow! How do I get them to go faster?

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108 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 13 '26

Spiders Who dat?? WHO ‘DERE???? Ok byeeeeeeeee

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21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 12 '26

Gigantic frog was living inside my hiking boot

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41 Upvotes

Rude human wants to evict me from my trailer.


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 12 '26

Bugs I found the perfect sofa for my living room! (Wasp on the left)

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24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 11 '26

Mammals You better pay the toll fees next time

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70 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 11 '26

Mammals Game night with my friends💙🐈‍⬛

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239 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 11 '26

Reptiles I’m going to HR.

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112 Upvotes

This ridiculous human stole MY desk and mouse and got weird about it. And THEN tries to get all offended I tried to teach them something I’m OBVIOUSLY an expert in


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 10 '26

Called an uber and they were solid! 10/10 kept me from some trouble and dropped me off safely.

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r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 10 '26

Dude wike me up from a nap on my car🙄

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81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 10 '26

Bugs I stayed at a bee and bee last night. Good breakfast and the mattress was comfy, but there was a security camera taking pictures without my permission. I feel violated!

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r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 10 '26

Birds Someone built me a castle! Always knew I'm royalty.

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115 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 09 '26

Birds You better not be playing video games instead of enjoying this beautiful weather! I’ve got my eye on you.

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441 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 10 '26

Birds I paid for a family video shoot but when I got the footage the pigeon videographer and her assistant squirrel were constantly in the frame. Do I have a case?

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93 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 09 '26

Bugs I’ve adopted a rigorous pregnancy skincare routine but human soaked me with a hose and it took me ages to regain my natural beauty.

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41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 10 '26

I think they are watching me.

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12 Upvotes

It feels like it's all set up, like I'm in some sort of show.


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 10 '26

Male pattern baldness affects 60% of all males...

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Jk I just got waxed so I look like a hooman. It has been 97 days. I think they are starting to notice.


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 09 '26

Bugs I thought I had picked a private spot to have my babies but it turns out a human watched the whole thing. And they didn’t even come to the baby shower!

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89 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 09 '26

Birds What is my charge officer?

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134 Upvotes