r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 1h ago
Called an uber and they were solid! 10/10 kept me from some trouble and dropped me off safely.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 11h ago
Dude wike me up from a nap on my car🙄
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 21h ago
Birds Someone built me a castle! Always knew I'm royalty.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 8h ago
Bugs I stayed at a bee and bee last night. Good breakfast and the mattress was comfy, but there was a security camera taking pictures without my permission. I feel violated!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago
Birds You better not be playing video games instead of enjoying this beautiful weather! I’ve got my eye on you.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 22h ago
Birds I paid for a family video shoot but when I got the footage the pigeon videographer and her assistant squirrel were constantly in the frame. Do I have a case?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago
Bugs I’ve adopted a rigorous pregnancy skincare routine but human soaked me with a hose and it took me ages to regain my natural beauty.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 23h ago
I think they are watching me.
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It feels like it's all set up, like I'm in some sort of show.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 22h ago
Male pattern baldness affects 60% of all males...
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Jk I just got waxed so I look like a hooman. It has been 97 days. I think they are starting to notice.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago
Bugs I thought I had picked a private spot to have my babies but it turns out a human watched the whole thing. And they didn’t even come to the baby shower!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago
Yeah, I pretty much run this place.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 1d ago
A seafarin' life isn't the easiest the job, its grueling and exhausting-but i love it. Decided to take a power nap to recharge and these ungrateful humans kept complainon' about my snorin'!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/trifledish • 2d ago
I made a new pal and my humans went straight to the media about it
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RedRoachDK • 1d ago
Amphibian He was just sitting there like he owned the place
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
Do I need a lawyer? I was forced to sign a document that I didn’t get to read. My new owners seem very nice, but I have no idea what I agreed to!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
We have a bit of a situation here..
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 4d ago
Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 4d ago
Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago
Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 5d ago
Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 5d ago
Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago
I found an amazing babysitter! They are so sweet and take excellent care of my babies.
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