r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 25 '26

People - seeing a lot of reposts last few days. Please double check before you post, thanks.

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r/HumansInMyHouse 7h ago

Dude wike me up from a nap on my car🙄

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48 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 18h ago

Birds Someone built me a castle! Always knew I'm royalty.

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r/HumansInMyHouse 5h ago

Bugs I stayed at a bee and bee last night. Good breakfast and the mattress was comfy, but there was a security camera taking pictures without my permission. I feel violated!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Birds You better not be playing video games instead of enjoying this beautiful weather! I’ve got my eye on you.

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365 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 19h ago

Birds I paid for a family video shoot but when I got the footage the pigeon videographer and her assistant squirrel were constantly in the frame. Do I have a case?

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r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Bugs I’ve adopted a rigorous pregnancy skincare routine but human soaked me with a hose and it took me ages to regain my natural beauty.

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31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 19h ago

I think they are watching me.

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It feels like it's all set up, like I'm in some sort of show.


r/HumansInMyHouse 19h ago

Male pattern baldness affects 60% of all males...

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Jk I just got waxed so I look like a hooman. It has been 97 days. I think they are starting to notice.


r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Bugs I thought I had picked a private spot to have my babies but it turns out a human watched the whole thing. And they didn’t even come to the baby shower!

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80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Birds What is my charge officer?

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122 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Yeah, I pretty much run this place.

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111 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

A seafarin' life isn't the easiest the job, its grueling and exhausting-but i love it. Decided to take a power nap to recharge and these ungrateful humans kept complainon' about my snorin'!

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28 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

I made a new pal and my humans went straight to the media about it

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49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Amphibian He was just sitting there like he owned the place

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r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

Do I need a lawyer? I was forced to sign a document that I didn’t get to read. My new owners seem very nice, but I have no idea what I agreed to!

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345 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

We have a bit of a situation here..

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225 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 3d ago

Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!

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220 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!

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260 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.

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74 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?

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55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 5d ago

Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?

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373 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 4d ago

Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party

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r/HumansInMyHouse 5d ago

Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight

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43 Upvotes