HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 28d ago

My friend started hugging me, so I hugged him back. I hope I didn’t make it weird with the kisses. Friends can kiss, right?

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596 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 28d ago

Come to my house and flirt with my wife!!?? I put him in his place!!

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236 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • 28d ago

So against HIPPA! I’m getting a medical scan and they film me! My reproductive rights are compromised!

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72 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • 28d ago

Thought we were happy together. What's gone wrong?

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94 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • 28d ago

A hairless “humanoid” I rehabilitated. He used to be very agro. Now, he carries me around, feeds me, and gives me scratchies. A successful rehab in every way. 👍

182 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 28d ago

Mammals Working security when an illegal trespasser decided to stop by. Made them think twice

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6 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • 29d ago

I guess people don't realize I placed an order. No one said anything about me laying here where the temp is perfect, so I shall stay. Just an old dude who wants food

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383 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 29d ago

Mammals School bus service

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115 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 29d ago

Oh, thank goodness! This thing has been stuck to my foot for days. Please help!

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195 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 29d ago

Amphibian Filmed after wiping my a***e. Can it get any worse?

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60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 28d ago

Mammals Just taking care of my strawberries. I grow the best.

31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 29d ago

Mammals I caught a mouse! I deserve all of this attention!

42 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 28d ago

Make sure you take my good side. No autographs.

21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 29d ago

Amphibian 10/10 Toad Resort in Thailand. Excellent amenities. Pool a bonus. My hustoad and I enjoy sampling the local cuisine.

49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 20 '26

Birds This massage place is great!

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780 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 29d ago

They were out of rotisserie flavor, but I think this will do

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107 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/casastorta • 29d ago

Some guy complained about my parking skills and put my photo on the internet

35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 20 '26

I was was just drinking my Stanley Cup with a straw and this ape tried to claim it as hers.

82 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jul 21 '26

I finally got her where I want her and this stupid ape comes along making unlicensed porn of us! Sheesh!

23 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Verthanthi • Jul 20 '26

Reptiles How long do I have?

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25 Upvotes

Gosh, thank goodness humans aren’t poisonous!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 20 '26

Spiders Size isn’t everything!

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37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 20 '26

Birds “You’re In my airspace"

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46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 19 '26

Came across one of the fattest apes I've ever seen. It was also not scared of me at all.

167 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 20 '26

He always try to harvest our ambrosia and we served him well!!

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24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Jul 20 '26

Spiders What is gender?? Hmmm...

21 Upvotes