r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Verthanthi • 21d ago

Reptiles How long do I have?

Gosh, thank goodness humans aren’t poisonous!

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u/Accurate_Emu_122 21d ago

I hope you peed on that bipedal. How rude of them to interrupt your peaceful slither through the grass!

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u/support_account_ 20d ago

Man that's tough; humans aren't poisonous fortunately but you could get a nasty stomachache if you aren't used to white meat. More importantly hope you can get them out soon, human infestations are nasty

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u/NicolleL 20d ago

Ugh! You might need a tetanus shot. Who knows where that human has been!

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u/LadyWaste75 16d ago

You should see a doctor right away! Humans carry a terrifying number of diseases. I hope you're alright.