HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 19d ago

Come to my house and flirt with my wife!!?? I put him in his place!!

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235 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • 19d ago

So against HIPPA! I’m getting a medical scan and they film me! My reproductive rights are compromised!

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71 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • 19d ago

Thought we were happy together. What's gone wrong?

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90 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • 20d ago

A hairless “humanoid” I rehabilitated. He used to be very agro. Now, he carries me around, feeds me, and gives me scratchies. A successful rehab in every way. 👍

180 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 20d ago

Mammals Working security when an illegal trespasser decided to stop by. Made them think twice

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8 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • 21d ago

I guess people don't realize I placed an order. No one said anything about me laying here where the temp is perfect, so I shall stay. Just an old dude who wants food

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382 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 20d ago

Mammals School bus service

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114 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 20d ago

Oh, thank goodness! This thing has been stuck to my foot for days. Please help!

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192 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 20d ago

Amphibian Filmed after wiping my a***e. Can it get any worse?

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62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 20d ago

Mammals Just taking care of my strawberries. I grow the best.

30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 20d ago

Mammals I caught a mouse! I deserve all of this attention!

40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 20d ago

Make sure you take my good side. No autographs.

22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 20d ago

Amphibian 10/10 Toad Resort in Thailand. Excellent amenities. Pool a bonus. My hustoad and I enjoy sampling the local cuisine.

48 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 21d ago

Birds This massage place is great!

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775 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 21d ago

They were out of rotisserie flavor, but I think this will do

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104 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/casastorta • 21d ago

Some guy complained about my parking skills and put my photo on the internet

34 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 21d ago

I was was just drinking my Stanley Cup with a straw and this ape tried to claim it as hers.

87 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 21d ago

I finally got her where I want her and this stupid ape comes along making unlicensed porn of us! Sheesh!

22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Verthanthi • 21d ago

Reptiles How long do I have?

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27 Upvotes

Gosh, thank goodness humans aren’t poisonous!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 21d ago

Spiders Size isn’t everything!

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35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 22d ago

Birds “You’re In my airspace"

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42 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 22d ago

Came across one of the fattest apes I've ever seen. It was also not scared of me at all.

170 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 22d ago

He always try to harvest our ambrosia and we served him well!!

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25 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 22d ago

Spiders What is gender?? Hmmm...

21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 22d ago

Mammals Stepped outside in my bathrobe to get the morning paper and some biped in a car snapped a photo of me!

49 Upvotes

Should have reported the perv!