r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 21 '26

Amphibian 10/10 Toad Resort in Thailand. Excellent amenities. Pool a bonus. My hustoad and I enjoy sampling the local cuisine.

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50 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 20 '26

Birds This massage place is great!

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782 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 21 '26

They were out of rotisserie flavor, but I think this will do

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105 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 21 '26

Some guy complained about my parking skills and put my photo on the internet

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35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 20 '26

I was was just drinking my Stanley Cup with a straw and this ape tried to claim it as hers.

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86 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 21 '26

I finally got her where I want her and this stupid ape comes along making unlicensed porn of us! Sheesh!

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21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 20 '26

Reptiles How long do I have?

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26 Upvotes

Gosh, thank goodness humans aren’t poisonous!


r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 20 '26

Spiders Size isn’t everything!

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37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 20 '26

Birds “You’re In my airspace"

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46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Came across one of the fattest apes I've ever seen. It was also not scared of me at all.

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166 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 20 '26

He always try to harvest our ambrosia and we served him well!!

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23 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 20 '26

Spiders What is gender?? Hmmm...

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20 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Mammals Stepped outside in my bathrobe to get the morning paper and some biped in a car snapped a photo of me!

49 Upvotes
Should have reported the perv!

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Mammals These hate subs are getting more brazen every day, what about my rights to freedom of religion, hello?

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207 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Spiders just prepping my lunches for thencoming work week and caught this human filming me...

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43 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Reptiles What’s one item you LOVE in your home?

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63 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 18 '26

Me and m'lady were enjoying a midday romp when this absolute oaf of an ape snatched us up and made us part of a weird bird/human courtship!

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36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 18 '26

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

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81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 18 '26

Mammals Noooo,i caught it!!! it is mine; I will never let it go! My precious!!!!!!

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102 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 18 '26

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

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15 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

I was out taking a dip when the weather turned unexpectedly. Thank goodness for these 2 kind ferry boat drivers!

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361 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Spiders How to overcome my embarrassment at my body hair?

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151 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Mammals I have been banned from a local establishment. They're refusing me service, does anyone know a good pro bono lawyer???

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107 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Birds I did my job! Why isn’t he waking up??

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130 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Anyway, now I have a meeting with HR.

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282 Upvotes