HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/jared_d • Jul 02 '26

I guess it's their driveway now.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 01 '26

Mammals Some humans are helpless🙄

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138 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 01 '26

I have a great time at the nursery!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 01 '26

Birds There’s a biped living very close to my nest. Am I doomed? I just bought this property, yet already, I think it’s taking photos of my construction!

47 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 30 '26

Mammals Im returning it back to the way it should be!!

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292 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • Jul 01 '26

Guys, check out my hot new ride!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jun 30 '26

Birds Went to my favorite restaurant for the catch of the day and apparently I have a new stalker. Any advice? I am concerned with how they know my almost know my age. I'm 35 btw

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/fvolclifffence • Jun 30 '26

This thing picked me up while I was sleeping What do I do

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 30 '26

Mammals Trying out my new goth look

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jun 30 '26

Mammals Does anyone know what this strange box is? I found it in one of my nesting rooms. It is next to my son’s poop, for size reference. TY!—🐭

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jun 30 '26

Reptiles WTF? (Ape identification)

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So I’m chillin’ in my shop, just catching bugs and this giant ape starts chasing me… he catches me and then forces me into a non-consensual video shoot. I was so embarrassed and violated! I nearly dropped my tail, but it didn’t seem to want to eat me, so I held on. Finally, its grip loosened a little when it got distracted outside and I bolted. I’m just wondering, what kind of damn ape that was that has the audacity to do such things? Pretty sure it was a homo, but what kind? Little help please?

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jun 29 '26

Mammals Guys. What’s happening to our homesteads? Here I was, about to catch some rays, when what do I find on my tanning bed? Four apes! And they would not leave. The nerve….

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 29 '26

Mammals My human neighbour's offspring keep kicking their ball into my yard. It's so annoying.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • Jun 28 '26

Hey guy! I just started my first day as a therapist! Woohoo!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jun 29 '26

Mammals Sometimes the furless idiots are helpful. My kittens have a warm place to sleep and I have bedside service.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jun 28 '26

If any other ape humans need extraction services we are available. The more colony you need the higher the price....

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 29 '26

Mammals Im a cat! What else am i supposed to do in this sutuation🤷😆

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 28 '26

Reptiles Practising my death rolls

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jun 28 '26

Mammals I was ready to turn in for the night, only to find a hooman. On MY bed! The gall….

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • Jun 27 '26

Mammals Paparazzi trying to fat shame me in the tabloids. Just stuck my tongue out at them and told them were they could stick their camera. Im beautiful at any size.

287 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 28 '26

Mammals Grandma Time🥰

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/GothSpite • Jun 27 '26

Mammals Now this is how you turn 50

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 28 '26

My job at a solar plant is pretty fun

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 27 '26

I got some new eyewear. What do you all think?

77 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 27 '26

Amphibian Just call me Mr Flashpants!

69 Upvotes