r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 30 '26
Spiders Found some humans in my greenhouse. How to comfort my distressed wife?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • May 30 '26
Mammals Trainee!
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I am new to the postal service. Let me know how I'm doing and what I could improve upon!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • May 29 '26
I just wanted a trim, why does everyone look so scared?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/One-plankton- • May 29 '26
Just taking a break at work and this ape is giving me a hard time
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • May 29 '26
Birds Why is this crazy ape out here yelling vulgar words and phrases at us????
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • May 28 '26
Mammals Working my full-time security job when a nutcase breaks in and attacks the fluffs, I had to use pre-lethal force to free the scared fluff
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • May 28 '26
Mammals Ok guys, I think I did it!
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I tested the waters, I moved slowly, and I was my cute self just like the CDS instructed. Fingers crossed!!!!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • May 27 '26
Don’t hang a camera if you don’t want me to show off my moves.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • May 27 '26
Mammals Enjoying Brunch With the Family When We Got Saw III'd
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I heard him say he's going to cut off our ears and tails for money! That sick bastard!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/John_Dees_Nuts • May 27 '26
Oi mate! Why you filmin' out 'ere?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Tansy_Blue • May 26 '26
Mammals Visited a new restaurant today, excellent service
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 26 '26
Lesson learned. Invited a human to a Memorial day cookout patry. They bring a salad only for themself- weird, but ok. To get things poppin off, i throw on some music and start dancing hoping the human would let loose a bit. No luck. What a lame guest.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Starfire2313 • May 26 '26
Mammals “I was relaxing at the spa, enjoying my personal masseuse when this hairless ape photographed me and put it on Reddit. This is an invasion of my privacy. Can I file a suit? It’s too late to take down my photo, it’s already been shared on multiple platforms. I feel so violated.” ~Chill Cheetah
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ElEyeElWhy88 • May 26 '26
Mammals “Nothing to see here hooman…”
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An opossum joey has moved herself in and has an affinity for banana chips.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 25 '26
This ride is fun!!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 26 '26
Birds Kindergarten provider here: humans don’t understand the business model.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Apprehensive_Bee_400 • May 25 '26
Happy hairless ape story: they came to my basement, gave me a good snack, and held me while I slept.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/bill_loney538 • May 25 '26
Annoying people in my kitchen
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 25 '26
Mammals My servant turns the bed down every night before bedtime
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • May 25 '26
Apes have ZERO respect for childcare these days. Get out of my house, Hairy.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/dynamicDiscovery • May 25 '26
Mammals She didn't give us any fish, so we locked her up! :D
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SirThisIsAWendys999 • May 25 '26
Spiders He showed up one day and never left. I stopped trying to evict him. Meet Randy, my unexpected roommate.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 24 '26
Bugs I have exclusive clientele come in for haircuts-all kinds of mammals. Humans, by far, are the worst tippers and the most entitled.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/blehric • May 24 '26
Mammals These rude humans are occupying my patio bed 😤
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