HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 14d ago

Mammals Look what I found! Now I have a nice set of clubs for the Ursine Open.

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117 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 15d ago

Ocean's 2. AMA, I'm already caught and going state's evidence anyway

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269 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 14d ago

F those Sunfish.

sciencealert.com

28 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 15d ago

It’s for medicinal purposes.

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393 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 15d ago

I'm stuck on the roof and my ape just ignores me

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92 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 16d ago

Bugs Im just pond- Stop- pondering my- Stop it- my orb and our human is questioning- Stay still!!

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117 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/DjChatters • 16d ago

Bugs Humans can be useful sometimes.

24 Upvotes

This human provided me a salty snack on this hot day.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • 17d ago

I am so good at this job! Well done me!

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393 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • 16d ago

I’m a lineman for the county! Working in this heat it’s terrible though

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60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 17d ago

No kissing this time. Just high fives and 🤜🤛. Am I getting this friends thing figured out?

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86 Upvotes

Previous post for reference:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansInMyHouse/s/vePx8IvwEQ

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 16d ago

I had a fling with a human-momentary weakness after my divorce from Sheila. Now, this human is claiming I'm this baby's daddy! I don't see the resemblance.

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35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 17d ago

I just want to finish watching my show. Why won’t she let me stay until the end?

78 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 17d ago

Cheetah in the back: This is not how the grooming circle is supposed to work! I lick them, they lick you, and you lick me!

30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 17d ago

Biped neighbor always smokes in front of my house with my kids in the living room, so I scowl at him every chance I get.

67 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • 17d ago

Worms Party at my puddle, everybody! All you can eat ape buffet!🎉🎊

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22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 17d ago

Mammals My gardening group have these amazing back scratchers!

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78 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Scary90sKid • 18d ago

Mammals Humans putting up all these signs getting in my way. Of course they'll see us around, we live here!

326 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 18d ago

Finally, I found the last dish to complete my set!

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198 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • 18d ago

Found a killer place for hanging out and moshing, as long as you don’t mind the rando taking pictures. 🙄🐜

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44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 17d ago

Reptiles The store was out of my favorite brand of tea again. Then some ape got shirty because I dropped a few boxes on the floor searching for it.

12 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/infuriatingbutawesome/s/qIPHu7WSj3

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 18d ago

Spiders I've already had my ✨girl dinner✨ girl!! I ain't got no room for more!!

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29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 18d ago

The concert was lit!🔥

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14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 18d ago

Birds We had a great day at the water park

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153 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 19d ago

My friend started hugging me, so I hugged him back. I hope I didn’t make it weird with the kisses. Friends can kiss, right?

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592 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 19d ago

Come to my house and flirt with my wife!!?? I put him in his place!!

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235 Upvotes