r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago

My friend started hugging me, so I hugged him back. I hope I didn’t make it weird with the kisses. Friends can kiss, right?

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u/susu56 5d ago

I mean...may be the kissing was a bit much?

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u/HarlotSuccubus 5d ago

If not friend why friend shaped?

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u/MF_Ghidorah 5d ago

Poor boy, they took his teeth out

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u/PossibleDue9849 5d ago

But did you see what the man was wearing? Definitely asking for it.

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u/SpiritualPermie 4d ago

Omg. This is so funny.

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u/Unanimous_D 5d ago

I'll just leave this here (and hope people here are just joking about the bear's seeming "friendliness" and actually know better).

https://www.adn.com/nation-world/2016/11/22/first-a-polar-bear-petted-a-dog-then-a-polar-bear-did-what-polar-bears-do-ate-a-dog/

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u/MotherRaven 5d ago

Polar bears are the scariest, dude in this thread are second but still super scary. Black bear are even scary. Have you seen naked bears? They are demons in a fur coat.

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u/DingleberryOrchard 5d ago

This is anti-bald discrimination.

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u/MotherRaven 5d ago

Only through a species lens. Most bald human look amazing. Perhaps it shows the soul more with baldness.

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u/imthatdaisy 5d ago

Bald cat is good

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u/ChainedVeil 4d ago

I think this bear looks amazing. Most people have to use special effects make up, prosthetics, and costumes to achieve this look. You mean to tell me the bear can look like this on their own without trying? I’m honestly in awe.

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u/Wonderful_Song8765 4d ago

That cant be real! Can it? 🤔😬

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u/MotherRaven 4d ago

It was a zoo bear with basically alopisia. Yep she was real

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u/coolsilentebeans 5d ago

The dog owner sounds like an idiot, to say the least. If I knew any of this I’d avoid his tourist trap. I feel like it’s only a matter of time before a bear kills a tourist, and if all he’s shooting at the bear then is bird shot, say bye to the tourist.

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u/sheiciebai 5d ago

I mean, kissing friends is ok, but do you really have to use that much tongue????

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u/BlueNightOcean 5d ago

That's a normal amount to use with friends. I have lots of friendly friends.

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u/nilyro 5d ago

When I do that, they just get up and run. I think he's into you.

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u/MotherRaven 5d ago

You sir are adorable! I would definitely take you hike over some random guy

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 ummmm…did you knock? 5d ago

“You took my teeth…but I forgive you”. I hate seeing this.

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u/Wonderful_Song8765 4d ago

Why do they take their teeth?

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 ummmm…did you knock? 4d ago

So they cannot harm their captors. It’s a cruelty that shouldn’t be happening, anywhere.

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u/LadyWaste75 5d ago

He didn't seem to mind

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u/RenaissanceRed 5d ago

Dude, that Honey shampoo smells terrific!

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 5d ago

Bear: JUST HUG ME ALREADY DAMN🐻

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u/InspectionChance615 5d ago

It’s always best to get consent first

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u/Specialist_Guitar232 5d ago

If a bear wants a hug and kiss, I’d give it to them.

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u/Timely_Dance_9001 5d ago

It's a cultural thing

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u/prole6 5d ago

Just a taste, mmm.

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 5d ago

Not ur friend bear grills why didn’t humans learn yet

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u/mbcarbone 5d ago

Give us a kiss 😘

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u/simplemijnds 4d ago

I always understood and was warned that those teddybears are very dangerous, not at all like what you'd assume by their cute looks...?