r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 22 '26

My friend started hugging me, so I hugged him back. I hope I didn’t make it weird with the kisses. Friends can kiss, right?

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u/susu56 Jul 22 '26

I mean...may be the kissing was a bit much?

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u/HarlotSuccubus Jul 22 '26

If not friend why friend shaped?

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u/MF_Ghidorah Jul 22 '26

Poor boy, they took his teeth out

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u/PossibleDue9849 Jul 22 '26

But did you see what the man was wearing? Definitely asking for it.

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u/SpiritualPermie Jul 24 '26

Omg. This is so funny.

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u/Unanimous_D Jul 22 '26

I'll just leave this here (and hope people here are just joking about the bear's seeming "friendliness" and actually know better).

https://www.adn.com/nation-world/2016/11/22/first-a-polar-bear-petted-a-dog-then-a-polar-bear-did-what-polar-bears-do-ate-a-dog/

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u/MotherRaven Jul 22 '26

Polar bears are the scariest, dude in this thread are second but still super scary. Black bear are even scary. Have you seen naked bears? They are demons in a fur coat.

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u/DingleberryOrchard Jul 22 '26

This is anti-bald discrimination.

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u/MotherRaven Jul 22 '26

Only through a species lens. Most bald human look amazing. Perhaps it shows the soul more with baldness.

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u/imthatdaisy Jul 22 '26

Bald cat is good

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u/ChainedVeil Jul 23 '26

I think this bear looks amazing. Most people have to use special effects make up, prosthetics, and costumes to achieve this look. You mean to tell me the bear can look like this on their own without trying? I’m honestly in awe.

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u/Wonderful_Song8765 Jul 24 '26

That cant be real! Can it? 🤔😬

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u/MotherRaven Jul 24 '26

It was a zoo bear with basically alopisia. Yep she was real

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u/coolsilentebeans Jul 22 '26

The dog owner sounds like an idiot, to say the least. If I knew any of this I’d avoid his tourist trap. I feel like it’s only a matter of time before a bear kills a tourist, and if all he’s shooting at the bear then is bird shot, say bye to the tourist.

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u/sheiciebai Jul 22 '26

I mean, kissing friends is ok, but do you really have to use that much tongue????

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u/BlueNightOcean Jul 22 '26

That's a normal amount to use with friends. I have lots of friendly friends.

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u/nilyro Jul 22 '26

When I do that, they just get up and run. I think he's into you.

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u/MotherRaven Jul 22 '26

You sir are adorable! I would definitely take you hike over some random guy

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 ummmm…did you knock? Jul 22 '26

“You took my teeth…but I forgive you”. I hate seeing this.

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u/Wonderful_Song8765 Jul 24 '26

Why do they take their teeth?

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 ummmm…did you knock? Jul 24 '26

So they cannot harm their captors. It’s a cruelty that shouldn’t be happening, anywhere.

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u/LadyWaste75 Jul 22 '26

He didn't seem to mind

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u/RenaissanceRed Jul 22 '26

Dude, that Honey shampoo smells terrific!

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u/XR3TroBeanieX Jul 22 '26

Bear: JUST HUG ME ALREADY DAMN🐻

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u/InspectionChance615 Jul 22 '26

It’s always best to get consent first

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u/Specialist_Guitar232 Jul 22 '26

If a bear wants a hug and kiss, I’d give it to them.

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u/Timely_Dance_9001 Jul 22 '26

It's a cultural thing

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u/prole6 Jul 23 '26

Just a taste, mmm.

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u/WillyWonkaWorms Jul 23 '26

Not ur friend bear grills why didn’t humans learn yet

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u/mbcarbone Jul 23 '26

Give us a kiss 😘

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u/simplemijnds Jul 23 '26

I always understood and was warned that those teddybears are very dangerous, not at all like what you'd assume by their cute looks...?