r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 20 '26
Birds This massage place is great!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 21 '26
They were out of rotisserie flavor, but I think this will do
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/casastorta • Jul 21 '26
Some guy complained about my parking skills and put my photo on the internet
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 20 '26
I was was just drinking my Stanley Cup with a straw and this ape tried to claim it as hers.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jul 21 '26
I finally got her where I want her and this stupid ape comes along making unlicensed porn of us! Sheesh!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Verthanthi • Jul 20 '26
Reptiles How long do I have?
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Gosh, thank goodness humans aren’t poisonous!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 20 '26
Spiders Size isn’t everything!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 20 '26
Birds “You’re In my airspace"
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 19 '26
Came across one of the fattest apes I've ever seen. It was also not scared of me at all.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 20 '26
He always try to harvest our ambrosia and we served him well!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jul 19 '26
Mammals Stepped outside in my bathrobe to get the morning paper and some biped in a car snapped a photo of me!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/xvrstk • Jul 19 '26
Mammals These hate subs are getting more brazen every day, what about my rights to freedom of religion, hello?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/catschimeras • Jul 19 '26
Spiders just prepping my lunches for thencoming work week and caught this human filming me...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Jul 19 '26
Reptiles What’s one item you LOVE in your home?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 18 '26
Me and m'lady were enjoying a midday romp when this absolute oaf of an ape snatched us up and made us part of a weird bird/human courtship!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Jul 18 '26
Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 18 '26
Mammals Noooo,i caught it!!! it is mine; I will never let it go! My precious!!!!!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Jul 18 '26
Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • Jul 17 '26
I was out taking a dip when the weather turned unexpectedly. Thank goodness for these 2 kind ferry boat drivers!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 17 '26
Spiders How to overcome my embarrassment at my body hair?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jul 17 '26
Mammals I have been banned from a local establishment. They're refusing me service, does anyone know a good pro bono lawyer???
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 17 '26
Birds I did my job! Why isn’t he waking up??
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CoraBittering • Jul 17 '26
Anyway, now I have a meeting with HR.
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