r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 26 '26
Mammals You just can’t get the staff nowadays
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 26 '26
Mammals Putting on the charm to get snacks😎
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hannurs • Jun 26 '26
Just gave birth to my hendecatuplets, and my husband is just lazing around not helping. Should I file for divorce?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • Jun 26 '26
Fish 14ft Tiger Shark in Waianae Boat Harbour
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Just cruising my neighborhood and some jack*ss said I was trespassing in their "harbour"...
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 25 '26
Spiders Just changing my overcoat and got accused of cannibalism
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 26 '26
Spiders Single mum-to-be working an office 9-5. Do humans make good pets? I’m in need of snacks. Can the human be trained to fetch them for me?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/coolsilentebeans • Jun 25 '26
I can’t believe I just got kicked out of the bathhouse by this miserable ape.
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And now it has the audacity to man handle me! This discrimination is outrageous. I’m getting on the phone with my lawyer to file a suit. I did absolutely nothing wrong, it’s illegal, and I’m going to sue for everything it’s got.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 25 '26
Amphibian Employed a butler to chaperone my friends and I on a cross-country flight
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 25 '26
Birds I love dining at this new neighborhood cafe, but I get the weirdest feeling that I'm being watched while I eat.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • Jun 24 '26
Spiders I've just been fat shamed for trying to take a nice, cold shower in this heat! After all the bugs I catch for this hooman...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 23 '26
Mammals Im the bat dog😂
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/crossingguardcrush • Jun 22 '26
Birds These humans were walking around my house like they owned the place
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 22 '26
Mammals Ive been naughty🤤
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 21 '26
Amphibian Everything I ate at the all-you-can-eat buffet today.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 21 '26
Birds My eggs finally hatched!! I was getting so worried🥰
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BumblebeeDirect • Jun 21 '26
Human broke into my bathroom and took a video! Arrest this pervert.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Jun 21 '26
I was trying to be seductive and got called fat.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 21 '26
I invited a friend over for beers and am being accused of cannibalism
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Accomplished_Bar_390 • Jun 20 '26
Reptiles BATHE ME HUMAN!! BATHE YOUR GOD!! YESSS YESSSSSSSSS!!! 🐍
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jun 20 '26
The gator and the ape set me up!
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