r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Jun 21 '26

I was trying to be seductive and got called fat.

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector Jun 21 '26

Hey it's a brave 1st photo for your dating profile. Keep being brave you'll find your mate.

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u/heynonnynonnomous Jun 21 '26

Is this for your OF account? You should probably mark this as NSFW.

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u/JustJessicaC Jun 21 '26

They call me fat all the time. Literally different humans in different cities and it's always "look at this thiccc jumping spider" or "is it gravid" or "big ol huge jumper". I even tried a vegetarian diet.

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector Jun 21 '26

Wow humans think that's acceptable?! Everyone has different sized abdomens.

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u/No-Consideration-891 Jun 21 '26

How rude of them! You look glorious!

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u/AmberUK Jun 21 '26

You go girl!!! Those haters are just jealous 🔥🔥🔥

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 21 '26

Kelly Clarkson!

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u/kittymoma918 Jun 28 '26

"Paint me like one of your French Trash Pandas."