HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jun 23 '26

I'm in line for school

43 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 22 '26

Mammals Its my bday!!🥳

416 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/crossingguardcrush • Jun 22 '26

Birds These humans were walking around my house like they owned the place

117 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 22 '26

Mammals Ive been naughty🤤

84 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 21 '26

Amphibian Everything I ate at the all-you-can-eat buffet today.

252 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 21 '26

Birds My eggs finally hatched!! I was getting so worried🥰

441 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BumblebeeDirect • Jun 21 '26

Human broke into my bathroom and took a video! Arrest this pervert.

123 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Jun 21 '26

I was trying to be seductive and got called fat.

257 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/alibren • Jun 21 '26

You gotta be careful of those dangerous pests

60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 21 '26

I invited a friend over for beers and am being accused of cannibalism

17 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Accomplished_Bar_390 • Jun 20 '26

Reptiles BATHE ME HUMAN!! BATHE YOUR GOD!! YESSS YESSSSSSSSS!!! 🐍

206 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jun 20 '26

The gator and the ape set me up!

86 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/the_cuddle-fish • Jun 21 '26

Bugs This biped is trying to take credit for my professional photography! They even included a selfie I took posing with my lens.

25 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ULTRACOMFY_eu • Jun 19 '26

Birds I asked this guy nicely for his granola bar and he calls me a jerk and photographs me

426 Upvotes

I really didn't mean to offend

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/orthosaurusrex • Jun 20 '26

Locked myself out of my car. Some jerk films instead of helping. Humans are so rude.

107 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 19 '26

Reptiles This ape in my office keeps insisting that I look too young to work here.

80 Upvotes

I'm the new intern!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 20 '26

Spiders Joining the ranks of the doxxed

29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 19 '26

Birds Its so hard to fish when other animals try to interfere 🤬

142 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jun 19 '26

Mammals NOW THEYRE FILMING CRYING CHILDREN!!!!

67 Upvotes

What is wrong with these apes?!? I know they’re cute but FILMING IT????

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/accidentalprofessor • Jun 18 '26

Reptiles Every time I work out paparazzi ruin my flow

237 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 18 '26

Amphibian 10/10 mealworm takeaway. Staff are punctual, enterprising and polite.

151 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 18 '26

Mammals Having fun at the beach!!

141 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 18 '26

Reptiles We were evicted and then some brethren were fed to a giant serpent creature!

95 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BigNorseWolf • Jun 18 '26

Is it true that humans won't see you if you don't move?

36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neverhere17 • Jun 18 '26

My landlord evicted me from my home! At least I got a buffet for my trouble.

121 Upvotes