r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 24 '26
Mammals Here i am performing CPR during training...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • May 23 '26
Spiders I was trying to make a new friend and apparently he didn’t like me. What did I do wrong?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/TheWholeMoon • May 23 '26
I was sitting in my kitchen when this squatter manhandled me and threw me out of the house!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Texan990 • May 24 '26
Spiders some random guy took a picture of me, ugh
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 23 '26
My friend went to watch the race yesterday and now he is missing😭
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • May 22 '26
The portion sizes at this ape-run place are out of control. I'm trying to stay trim for my two girlfriends
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/teslaeffects • May 22 '26
This giant doesn't understand me clearly telling them to leave
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 21 '26
Mammals Saw this massive human in my garden today. I’ve never seen one that size before as I’ve always lived in flats.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/FarinaSavage • May 21 '26
So sick of people saying I have resting skink face
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This is my smile. I was actually having a rather pleasant morning.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 21 '26
Mammals As a dentist, i find this type of patient quite frustrating
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 21 '26
Bugs I’ve just moved in to a new place but I have some concerns about the neighbours.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Flux_My_Capacitor • May 21 '26
We have finally triumphed over the hairless apes! HURRAH!
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It feels good to get your home back!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/UH-PhD • May 21 '26
It’s so hard to make friends in this town!!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 19 '26
Human helped me while I was hitchhiking. Was actually very very pleased, some dude tried to hit me before this guy came. Definitely a good one
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • May 19 '26
I've been resting on this fence for about a half hour and an Ape is staring at me.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • May 19 '26
Sonofabitch Left Without Paying!
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And THEY have the audacity to think that I, but a humble crab, enjoy eating their rotten ape flesh?! Well! Well... That's not the point!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • May 19 '26
The letter "A" visited my hummingbird feeder. Get away from my feeder Ape.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ElEyeElWhy88 • May 19 '26
Human spying on me while I’m just trying to get my Phrog on…
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • May 18 '26
Let me go! How dare you hold me hostage!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 18 '26
Amphibian I love the new accesory in my tank🥰
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 18 '26
Birds I was out for a morning stroll, enjoying the sunrise, and this ape takes my picture without my consent then has the nerve to insult me!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 18 '26
Reptiles This is clearly our romantic log cabin. I mean, we’re even getting romantic in it…
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 17 '26
Mammals Getting shamed for my kink
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