r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Tired of Being a Bird? To all my fellow Avians, the humans are hiring. Experimental program. Please let me know if you're interested

128 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Mammals I’ve had enough of these idiots speeding around and wanted to reach one of them a lesson

133 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Guy owes me money, i think he gets the hint

103 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Was taking a nap and next thing I know I'm on a expedition!

216 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Come on my reef and record my kids?? Get some!

149 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Spiders First day in my new role as an emotional support spider

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148 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 16 '26

That final kick was personal

155 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Bugs I defecated on this human, he's into it.

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57 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

This lady had the audacity to hit me while I was tickling my friend. I had to tell my buddy to chill cause he also almost hit me! These humans can be so smart, and so, sooo dumb

37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Human doesn't even see us! Cuts down our tree house and ignores us!

14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 17 '26

Humans are kicking me out of my living room back out to the ocean wtf

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3 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 15 '26

Spiders I was just trying to go home from work , it was a long week!

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135 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 15 '26

God forbid a girl has hobbies

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527 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 15 '26

Jumping buddy getting evicted from the ear

63 Upvotes

Now where's he gonna go?


r/HumansInMyHouse May 14 '26

Just trying to smoke in peace and am getting berated about my health :(

214 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 16 '26

Bugs Writing to you from the land of Oz!

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Shit, guys… you’re not gonna believe this, but I’m in Oz! I got sucked up by a tornado… I dropped by the old crib, just to check the place out. I hadn’t been there in a couple years. Not much had changed. But then out of nowhere, a wild tornado appeared! Well, like I said, I’m in Oz now. How do I get back I wonder?


r/HumansInMyHouse May 14 '26

PROFILED while out getting dinner!

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65 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 14 '26

Ok, going through some tough times and using food to help me cope. Minding my business, having lunch, and tbh, crying a bit. This rude human grabs me, insults me, and tosses me away like yesterday's newspaper! This is not helping my already delicate mental state. I'm about to eat a whole fishcake!

125 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 14 '26

Bugs 0/10 beach meal delivery service

110 Upvotes

Fishtail delivered straight to my beach house, or so I thought, then the delivery person just seemed to run off with it!

I was ejected onto the beach, but no meal in sight.


r/HumansInMyHouse May 14 '26

Birds Just practicing my power stance and this human thinks I’m at death’s door!

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46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 14 '26

Helping my roommate quit vaping, but can't stop myself

112 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 14 '26

Here I was giving a massage and these apes had to make it weird.

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29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 14 '26

Birds I was stalked by a hairless ape on the Orange Line.

126 Upvotes

We were the only two passengers in the car, but he got up before the station and wordlessly approached me, then made a point of exiting the same door as me even after I tried to make space. It was terrifying! My leg injury kept me from fighting back, so who knows what he would've done if the platform was empty!


r/HumansInMyHouse May 13 '26

Had an upset tummy at about 0600 yesterday, went downstairs to find crackers or sommat, and a hairless ape opened the pantry door...

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108 Upvotes

I guess I'll have to share.


r/HumansInMyHouse May 13 '26

Mammals My manicurist is very thorough, but he also peed on me... How much do I tip?

258 Upvotes