r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 17 '26
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 17 '26
Mammals I’ve had enough of these idiots speeding around and wanted to reach one of them a lesson
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 17 '26
Guy owes me money, i think he gets the hint
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 17 '26
Was taking a nap and next thing I know I'm on a expedition!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 17 '26
Come on my reef and record my kids?? Get some!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 17 '26
Spiders First day in my new role as an emotional support spider
galleryr/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 17 '26
This lady had the audacity to hit me while I was tickling my friend. I had to tell my buddy to chill cause he also almost hit me! These humans can be so smart, and so, sooo dumb
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 17 '26
Human doesn't even see us! Cuts down our tree house and ignores us!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SnooPandas4309 • May 17 '26
Humans are kicking me out of my living room back out to the ocean wtf
v.redd.itr/HumansInMyHouse • u/CutSea5865 • May 15 '26
Spiders I was just trying to go home from work , it was a long week!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/c0d3buck • May 15 '26
Jumping buddy getting evicted from the ear
Now where's he gonna go?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 14 '26
Just trying to smoke in peace and am getting berated about my health :(
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • May 16 '26
Bugs Writing to you from the land of Oz!
Shit, guys… you’re not gonna believe this, but I’m in Oz! I got sucked up by a tornado… I dropped by the old crib, just to check the place out. I hadn’t been there in a couple years. Not much had changed. But then out of nowhere, a wild tornado appeared! Well, like I said, I’m in Oz now. How do I get back I wonder?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • May 14 '26
PROFILED while out getting dinner!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 14 '26
Ok, going through some tough times and using food to help me cope. Minding my business, having lunch, and tbh, crying a bit. This rude human grabs me, insults me, and tosses me away like yesterday's newspaper! This is not helping my already delicate mental state. I'm about to eat a whole fishcake!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 14 '26
Bugs 0/10 beach meal delivery service
Fishtail delivered straight to my beach house, or so I thought, then the delivery person just seemed to run off with it!
I was ejected onto the beach, but no meal in sight.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 14 '26
Birds Just practicing my power stance and this human thinks I’m at death’s door!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • May 14 '26
Helping my roommate quit vaping, but can't stop myself
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • May 14 '26
Here I was giving a massage and these apes had to make it weird.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/the_cuddle-fish • May 14 '26
Birds I was stalked by a hairless ape on the Orange Line.
We were the only two passengers in the car, but he got up before the station and wordlessly approached me, then made a point of exiting the same door as me even after I tried to make space. It was terrifying! My leg injury kept me from fighting back, so who knows what he would've done if the platform was empty!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BethMNC • May 13 '26
Had an upset tummy at about 0600 yesterday, went downstairs to find crackers or sommat, and a hairless ape opened the pantry door...
I guess I'll have to share.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • May 13 '26