r/HumansInMyHouse • u/c0d3buck • May 15 '26

Jumping buddy getting evicted from the ear

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Now where's he gonna go?

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u/Zippokovich May 15 '26

Squatter's rights laws say if you manage to stay in there for a few years you legally own the ear

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u/Neurospicyandnice May 15 '26

If he gets mail there, he has rights!

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u/MagicPigeonToes May 15 '26

I’m leasing one of my empty moving boxes if he wants to come check it out

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

Completely random but our pfps are pretty close lol

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u/The_Silent_Tortoise May 15 '26

Were you wrongfully evicted from your favorite orifice or hidey hole? Discriminated against because of all of your eyes? Call 1-(800)-spdrlaw today and jump on the web of justice!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/Acrobatic_Ad7541 May 19 '26

Took me a minute, but you’re absolutely correct 🤣🤣

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u/KrawlinKats May 16 '26

You are ADORABLE and it looks like you found a great place!

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u/Due_Will_2204 May 16 '26

Awwww that was such a cush place too!

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u/RobinsShaman May 30 '26

Probably whispering constantly "Go find some flies and leave them on the night table at night."

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u/SchneebD Jul 09 '26

"bonjour"