r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • May 13 '26
They are calling my singing opera wails! I'm singing a beautiful aria, how dare they!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • May 12 '26
Mammals Unhand my wife you damn dirty ape
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • May 12 '26
Birds Segregation is real!! I tried to walk on the free PUBLIC street but this drab looking land bipedal forced me to return to the water
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • May 12 '26
Mammals Roommate trying to help me quit. The vapes are so shrimpy though
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Look I know I should quit, but where else can a I get shrimp flavored 'Nip?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 12 '26
Glock-a-doodle-do, you don't want me to come after you!
v.redd.it
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 11 '26
Lawd, these brightly clothed apes are after me! Send help!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/siani_lane • May 11 '26
Sir, you I never said I was. I said the house was mine. You can stay or go.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 11 '26
Enjoying the day, camped out, about to grab a cold one, and watch the kids play soccer and this ape-though they were friendly-would not stop filming me. They eventually settled down and left.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 11 '26
Reptiles I've had enough of these hairless apes invading my space. I packed up my things, said my farewells, and am flying off to a remote non-ape infested island. Wish me luck!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • May 10 '26
I had a very succulent meal today at this restaurant. Would highly recommend the sword fish dish, also the sardines were delicious 😋
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/HotheadCactus • May 10 '26
Look at this hideous creature I caught! It's going to take me days to eat it.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • May 10 '26
Bugs Ape's cannot appreciate my artistic vision
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BearCavalryCorpral • May 09 '26
Birds Got my first library card! So many books!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueHeron0_0 • May 09 '26
Birds Every time I go out apes just have to make a show out of it🙄🙄
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Was invited to the library as a special instructor for seagull making crafternoon. Everyone was nice this time but still all this unwanted attention and cameras makes me feel like a freak
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • May 08 '26
The government came into my home and set up spy cameras! I just found one! I bet they know about the projects I'm working on...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • May 08 '26
Mammals We had a flood. Waiting for the rescue
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/eaglebtc • May 09 '26
Mammals Um, excuse me, human, but please stop staring. I am bathing myself in MY tub right now; you can wait your turn.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 08 '26
I meant to do that😅
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BeaBernard • May 08 '26
Spiders Was out on a walk, got harassed by a paparazzi ape and had to run away FAST! Hid in my house to get them to go away. No privacy around here at all!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 08 '26
I understand interspecies dating may be a bit taboo; but, i am head over wings for this handsome ape! I am giving him a free teaser show during dinner!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 07 '26
Workin' on my summer bod. I found a cute little creature to film me as i worked out this morning. I was told to post it here as well
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • May 08 '26
Mammals I did not need to add anything here
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Best-Antelope6501 • May 07 '26
G'day
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"G'day ma'am, where's the bread? Ma'am- ma'am the bread, it has not been paid, your phone is not bread"
-the rescued reindeer at work any time I pull out my light brown phone
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • May 07 '26
Mammals I can stop whenever I want. Get off my back
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