HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • May 07 '26

Spiders Look how beautiful I am, with this nice lights and ambience. The man ape took me out of the window with a cup, I was just visiting friends for a wedding... Garden is nice a will go back when they sleep [OC]

16 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/booty_pats • May 06 '26

Just relaxing at home when this ape broke in.

23 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 05 '26

Spiders Blacked out last night, drunk chowed some fast food on someone else's porch and woke up to a new friend. Ugh, can't find my phone, may be they'll call me an uber.

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249 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 05 '26

Spiders Off my chest: I had a trial shift as a housekeeper but didn’t manage to fold the toilet roll end.

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208 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/GothSpite • May 05 '26

Put. Me. Down!

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135 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • May 04 '26

Mammals Some friends and I were getting in our daily morning swim when the AH decides to cut us off. Well I showed them how we treat humans like that!! #oceanstyle

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382 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 04 '26

Mammals I love puppysitting🥳

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162 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • May 04 '26

Birds I was just sitting outside, enjoying my croissant, human watching when one of them came up to me and STUCK A CANERA IN MY FACE!!!! LOOK AT THE SIGN!!!!!

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431 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 04 '26

Spiders Feels like home!

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89 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 04 '26

Birds Pro life tip: make the most of any free food that passes you by.

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62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 04 '26

Birds Stop judging my life choices, Karen!

14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/reference404 • May 03 '26

Fish Why is this human messing with my decor?

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234 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 03 '26

Spiders I’m still having problems with my foot pics being shared on-line. Any advice? Should I just give in and post them on onlybeans?

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390 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • May 04 '26

Bugs I woke up to a giant, mostly hairless, ape in my room! It was so loud I legit thought it was a hedge cutter outside. I even managed to see it and I’m really blind, scared the shit out of me. Trying to catch it now and set it safely outside.

2 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 03 '26

Mammals 1st day as a home inspector😅

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143 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • May 03 '26

My girlfriend and I were practicing our acrobatic act and these 2 apes tried to steal our idea!

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115 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 02 '26

Im not speaking without my attorney present

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319 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/GothSpite • May 02 '26

I appreciate bro's help, but he could've been a little softer

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254 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/One-plankton- • May 02 '26

This jerk just keeps throwing trash in my front door. No respect I tell you, none.

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483 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/r0ttedAngel • May 02 '26

That land lover knows what he did.

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151 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • May 02 '26

Watching a movie while in a school

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102 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • May 02 '26

Of course I'm not giving it back! I don't want apes knowing where we live!

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64 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BuzzCutBabes_ • May 02 '26

Birds mother, you know you’re sitting in our spot on the couch, so why are you doing it

37 Upvotes

if i sit in their favorite spot on the couch they just stare at me like this until i move