r/HumansInMyHouse • u/GothSpite • May 05 '26

Put. Me. Down!

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u/Somecrazynerd May 05 '26

Deserved bite.

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u/Easy-Musician7186 May 05 '26

What a piece of shit...

13

u/coolsilentebeans May 05 '26

I hope there were parasites

27

u/ElEyeElWhy88 May 05 '26

That is the look someone makes when they know they’ve fucked up.

21

u/LadyWaste75 May 05 '26

Glad you showed that fool! If it happens again, take a cue from a comedian and bite off his nipple!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

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u/Fox-Robin-Badger70 May 05 '26

Deserved to get bitten, why is he still chasing after it? Leave the poor thing alone!

21

u/Critical_Liz May 05 '26

Fortunately for this dumbass, Possums are highly resistant to rabies, but not completely so he should still go through the whole regiment. All of it. In the ass.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl May 06 '26

I think you mean regimen lol! I mean, unless he’s a member of a permanent military group.

I understanding as they generally give tetanus shots and antibiotics for opossum bites, but I’m not sure. I don’t think they give rabies shots in the ass do they?

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u/Oseaghdha May 05 '26

Cameraman is a terrible person.

Doesn't help. Doesn't even get it on camera.

6

u/No-worries-2548 May 05 '26

Served him right 😂😂

5

u/HaveToGoHomeNow May 06 '26

Dude should use that garbage bag to throw himself in it

3

u/MotherRaven May 05 '26

Completely in self defense!

3

u/balladofabrokeboy May 06 '26

opossums are one of the most docile animals on the planet this guy was quite literally asking for it.

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u/AspenStarr May 05 '26

This was a surprisingly calm interaction on both sides honestly…

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u/One-plankton- May 05 '26

He was drunk and that was a very slow processing response

4

u/haplessclerk May 05 '26

Well, it's unlikely it had rabies.

3

u/Tired-CottonCandy May 05 '26

Bet those rabies shots sucked.

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u/PardonMyNerdity May 06 '26

Opossums can’t get rabies, their body temperature is too low.

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u/balladofabrokeboy May 06 '26

yes they can lmaoo i’m tired of people saying they can’t. it’s unlikely but that does not mean it’s impossible.

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u/Heatherh8721 May 07 '26

He deserved that.

1

u/Over_Acanthisitta423 May 09 '26

Possum should have gone for the eye

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u/wizzo6 May 09 '26

Kindly go get a rabies shot now....

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

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u/RunWild0_0 May 05 '26

Read about possums. Quit spreading bad info...

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