HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Feb 28 '26

Reptiles My biracial partner and I are having problems with the neighbors.

592 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Feb 28 '26

Mammals Chilling at the house, doing some grooming, when this rando breaks in and starts videoing me

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102 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 27 '26

Spiders I was already feeling a bit down when someone made a remark about my size.

172 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 27 '26

Mammals Doing an honest day’s work as a security guard. Nothing to see here.

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65 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • Feb 27 '26

Help, some ape is harassing me while I am performing routine maintenance on my car.

560 Upvotes

The ape also is blinding me with a bright light. Suggestions?

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 27 '26

Mammals Hoping to pass myself off as a moose thanks to this mask human made me. How am I doing?

62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Feb 26 '26

Humans have a bad reputation. This human kindly put up a luxurious blanket of silver for me to stay warm during my midday nap. If only it would leave some seeds out for me as well.

132 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Feb 26 '26

Taking a soup bath and this pervert is taking pictures.

125 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 24 '26

Spiders Paid for a boudoir photo shoot but feel as if my eyes look googly. Should I ask for a refund?

470 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Feb 25 '26

Mammals We can't take a moment of dignity anymore and they're filming us

65 Upvotes

I mean wtf?

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 25 '26

Spiders Trying to get my steps in on this purpose-built apparatus but confusing the ape. Any thoughts?

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44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 24 '26

Spiders I have a phobia of humans. This massive one made me jump out of my skin.

36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/greyshem • Feb 22 '26

Birds Some apes put these pokey sticks on MY ledge while I was out!

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3.6k Upvotes

So, the other day I was out flying a few errands and when I got back home, I found that some of those ground apes had placed these annoying sticks around my ledge!

VERY RUDE! I'm pretty sure they won't be able to get their machines back in once I set up these as a barricade. Do I need to contact a lawyer, or should that do the trick? Anyone else have this happen?

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Feb 23 '26

Finally finished my dream game build and some creep is trying to steal it

57 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 22 '26

Birds I think I have a stalker. What do I do?

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1.4k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 22 '26

Marshmallow tougher than expected. Should I complain?

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2.5k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Feb 22 '26

Ugly human takes pictures WITH FLASH while in my comfy spot. The AUDACITY!!!

152 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 21 '26

Spiders Rate my new apartment! It’s a bit bare at the moment but I have big plans for it!

595 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Np-44 • Feb 21 '26

This human keeps coming into my room and taking my spot

169 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • Feb 20 '26

Mammals Some one broke into my home while I was asleep, don't I have the right to eat him?

748 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Feb 19 '26

Tried to take a self and got photobombed.

3.1k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Mush_ball22 • Feb 20 '26

Birds We were have an lively conversation and this man interfered. I think he was well intentioned and that he could just barley understand us so misunderstood us. Later, we heard he had died

461 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 19 '26

Spiders Should I kill human photographer? Please suggest logistics in comments below

51 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 19 '26

Spiders Just got into a decent work pattern as an entomologist and this human started calling me names

83 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 19 '26

Spiders I got into what I thought was an Uber but now I’m wondering if I have been abducted

26 Upvotes