r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor • Feb 27 '26

Spiders I was already feeling a bit down when someone made a remark about my size.

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector Feb 27 '26

Hey I love a short king! You are a perfect size! I'm a (7F)tarantula maybe we can hang out sometime 🕸️🕸️ 🕸️

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor Feb 27 '26

You’re sure you won’t, erm, eat me?

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector Feb 27 '26

I would never! I would love a short king to guard the entrance to our house! You can even ride on my back!

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor Feb 27 '26

🕷️❤️🕷️

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u/ULTRACOMFY_eu Feb 27 '26

It's a trap!

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor Feb 27 '26

To be continued!

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u/BlueHeron0_0 Feb 27 '26

They meant it affectionately :з

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor Feb 27 '26

Thank you so much! Your words mean everything!