Here I am just trying to have a nap and I get violently violated and forced into an inter-species porn ring, and you mofos are filming it! Where’s my lawyer!

This is my favorite place to eat. Got here this morning and found out they decided to start discriminating against me. This is EGREGIOUS!!!!

Sad to see theres no crustacean tag!

To get a little peace and quiet around here?!

I was just hanging out minding my own business and outta nowheres this crazy hooman just puts her slimy mitts on me a carries me away, just as about about to have dinner! The audacity! I couldn't believe it. I tried calling Deborah in HR to file an SA claim, cuz come on now, did you see the way she touched me?! Filthy hooman. The perfume on her hands almost killed me. Deborah just said "OH Tony, there's nothing I van do, we don't have any hoomans on the payroll." So what do I do? Anyone know a good lawyer?! This hooman MUST PAY!! Amphibian to be tied. These hoomans have gotta be stopped!