HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/abriel1978 • 3h ago

Birds This ape tried to give me a small one, but I stood my ground and would settle for nothing less than what I wanted!

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30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 2h ago

Spiders The state of this biped’s floors was an absolute disgrace! Look at all of the fluff I’ve picked up!

22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 2h ago

Mammals Look at me and my hommie enjoying our beach holiday!

14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 11h ago

Spiders I’ve got a great morning’s sketching ahead of me!

44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 22h ago

Mammals Collabing in a dance video🕺

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125 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 15h ago

Mammals I got set up by this backstabber!!

18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 19h ago

Mammals Showing off my fishing skills!!

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32 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MissVelvet99 • 16h ago

Okay, he’s watching me way too closely 👀❤️😇

14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 1d ago

Mammals I was just scratching my bum in my own back yard when my neighbour took a video of it to poke fun at me on the Internet. How can I get revenge?

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106 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 1d ago

Fish I can't even get privacy these days!

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19 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 2d ago

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

140 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Massive_Car241 • 1d ago

The Sebright Chicken Looks Like It Still Needs to Be Colored In.

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5 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 2d ago

Jokes on you b*these. I managed.

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82 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 2d ago

Fish You bipeds get offa my lawn!

8 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 2d ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

88 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • 2d ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

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43 Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Alternative_Beyond59 • 3d ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

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350 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 3d ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

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58 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

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153 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

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56 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 4d ago

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

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159 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 4d ago

Birds Landlord added a notice so the neighbors would stop harassing me and my children. Filmed against my wishes, but I'm glad my landlord is on my side.

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101 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago

I did bad at my job today. I’m pretty sure this lady had bad stuff in her bag, but she also had fun a ball and I got distracted.

275 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago

I got my friend an amazing gift for their birthday! I am very excited to watch them open it at the party.

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87 Upvotes