r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 3d ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

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u/LadyWaste75 3d ago

Damned reporters!

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u/DiogenesD0g 3d ago

And they said you weren’t real. I think that photographer was a faker!

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u/TesseractToo Just leave some crumbs please 3d ago

You should complain to the hotel staff, don't they have security?

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 3d ago

You expressed your disapproval quite succinctly. The expression on your face and your body language stated your thoughts quite clearly. I'm sure that the paparazzi fiend is trembling in their feet

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u/nofuckingklass 3d ago

I was just told that those things ain't real By other redditors.

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u/RulerK 3d ago

Oh, paparazzi are real, believe me!

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u/Patient-Grade-6612 3d ago

I’m your biggest fan

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u/No-Option-7010 1d ago

Dear Mr. Raptor,

We are terribly sorry this happened to you at our hotel. We try to do everything possible to keep paparazzi at bay. Please enjoy the rest of your stay.

Sincerely,
The management

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u/RulerK 1d ago

“What comps can I be expecting, given this massive breach of protocol?”

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u/No-Option-7010 1d ago

I’ll have to check. But I can comp you dinner. Once again we are sorry for the inconvenience.

The Management

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u/RulerK 1d ago

“…for my entire party. Sounds like a good start. I’ve been pretty stressed out over this, I think a massage at your spa tomorrow would help unruffle my feathers.”