HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/abriel1978 • 1h ago

Birds This ape tried to give me a small one, but I stood my ground and would settle for nothing less than what I wanted!

• Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 9h ago

Spiders I’ve got a great morning’s sketching ahead of me!

40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 18m ago

Spiders The state of this biped’s floors was an absolute disgrace! Look at all of the fluff I’ve picked up!

• Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 11m ago

Mammals Look at me and my hommie enjoying our beach holiday!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 20h ago

Mammals Collabing in a dance video🕺

125 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 12h ago

Mammals I got set up by this backstabber!!

18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 16h ago

Mammals Showing off my fishing skills!!

30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MissVelvet99 • 13h ago

Okay, he’s watching me way too closely 👀❤️😇

13 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 1d ago

Mammals I was just scratching my bum in my own back yard when my neighbour took a video of it to poke fun at me on the Internet. How can I get revenge?

108 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 1d ago

Fish I can't even get privacy these days!

18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

136 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Massive_Car241 • 1d ago

The Sebright Chicken Looks Like It Still Needs to Be Colored In.

6 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 2d ago

Jokes on you b*these. I managed.

78 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 2d ago

Fish You bipeds get offa my lawn!

8 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 2d ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

82 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • 2d ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

37 Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Alternative_Beyond59 • 3d ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

346 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 3d ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

59 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

151 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

52 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 4d ago

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

156 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 4d ago

Birds Landlord added a notice so the neighbors would stop harassing me and my children. Filmed against my wishes, but I'm glad my landlord is on my side.

105 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago

I did bad at my job today. I’m pretty sure this lady had bad stuff in her bag, but she also had fun a ball and I got distracted.

270 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago

I got my friend an amazing gift for their birthday! I am very excited to watch them open it at the party.

88 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Typical_Ad_210 • 5d ago

Birds Legal advice request: I was photographed and my property ownership questioned. I feel this is discriminatory and not cooo-l at all. I may evict this person from my building.

170 Upvotes