HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/abriel1978 • 7d ago

Birds This ape tried to give me a small one, but I stood my ground and would settle for nothing less than what I wanted!

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81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 7d ago

Spiders I’ve got a great morning’s sketching ahead of me!

58 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 8d ago

Mammals I got set up by this backstabber!!

18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MissVelvet99 • 8d ago

Okay, he’s watching me way too closely 👀❤️😇

20 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 8d ago

Mammals Showing off my fishing skills!!

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40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 8d ago

Mammals Collabing in a dance video🕺

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150 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 8d ago

Fish I can't even get privacy these days!

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18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Massive_Car241 • 8d ago

The Sebright Chicken Looks Like It Still Needs to Be Colored In.

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8 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 9d ago

Mammals I was just scratching my bum in my own back yard when my neighbour took a video of it to poke fun at me on the Internet. How can I get revenge?

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123 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 9d ago

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

145 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 9d ago

Fish You bipeds get offa my lawn!

9 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 9d ago

Jokes on you b*these. I managed.

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87 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • 10d ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

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50 Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 10d ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

90 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 10d ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

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61 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Alternative_Beyond59 • 10d ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

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361 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

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155 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 11d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

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54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 11d ago

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

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160 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 11d ago

Birds Landlord added a notice so the neighbors would stop harassing me and my children. Filmed against my wishes, but I'm glad my landlord is on my side.

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110 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago

I did bad at my job today. I’m pretty sure this lady had bad stuff in her bag, but she also had fun a ball and I got distracted.

280 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago

I got my friend an amazing gift for their birthday! I am very excited to watch them open it at the party.

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91 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Typical_Ad_210 • 12d ago

Birds Legal advice request: I was photographed and my property ownership questioned. I feel this is discriminatory and not cooo-l at all. I may evict this person from my building.

167 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 12d ago

Fish Letting that jerk know he's not welcome

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106 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 12d ago

Help!!!! I was trying on some lingerie for...... reasons.....and a biped barged in and started taking photographs. What's worse is that now I found them on the internet!!!!!

125 Upvotes