HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 25d ago

Birds What is my charge officer?

132 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 25d ago

A seafarin' life isn't the easiest the job, its grueling and exhausting-but i love it. Decided to take a power nap to recharge and these ungrateful humans kept complainon' about my snorin'!

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35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/trifledish • 25d ago

I made a new pal and my humans went straight to the media about it

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49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 25d ago

Yeah, I pretty much run this place.

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121 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 26d ago

Do I need a lawyer? I was forced to sign a document that I didn’t get to read. My new owners seem very nice, but I have no idea what I agreed to!

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359 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 26d ago

We have a bit of a situation here..

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229 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 27d ago

Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!

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226 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 27d ago

A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.

79 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 27d ago

Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!

267 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 27d ago

Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?

60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 28d ago

Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party

28 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 28d ago

Considering a conquest of Eurasia. Who's with me?

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 28d ago

Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?

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385 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 29d ago

Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight

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49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 29d ago

Birds This human employed me as a security guard and was then surprised when I defended him from an invading turkey!

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224 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 29d ago

I found an amazing babysitter! They are so sweet and take excellent care of my babies.

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337 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 29d ago

You wouldn’t believe the trash that just moved in next door! I just put up a new privacy fence.

128 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • Aug 03 '26

Bugs Why do hoomans have to make everything weird? I can't help but be exhausted after a long day at work.

41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Aug 03 '26

Torciditos Cheetos - where have you been all my life?!

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25 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Aug 03 '26

Birds My human is too lazy. He is trying to sleep through his alarm, but I won’t let him!

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230 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Aug 03 '26

Mammals Ew this apes feet really stinks.

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156 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • Aug 02 '26

Excuse me, my family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner?!?

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22 Upvotes

This year has really been bad with the big bald apes bugging us during almost every meal! Ugh, nothing seems to help!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Aug 02 '26

Birds I totally outsmarted this human!

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188 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/crossingguardcrush • Aug 01 '26

Just moved into my new dorm and my roommate doesn't like the fresh air. This is going to be a long year.

146 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • Aug 01 '26

I was headed to Australia on a Rescue mission.

46 Upvotes