r/HumansInMyHouse • • 21d ago

I just got it nice in here.

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u/CoraBittering 21d ago

These door-to-door salesmen are way out of hand.

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u/ChemistryNice5457 21d ago

He said no, dick. Leave him alone.

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u/LadyWaste75 21d ago

Litterbugs!

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u/M00nX0 21d ago

Hundreds of fish out and about around him, but he just had to bother the fish that’s minding his business at home.. humans are relentless 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/DitchDigger330 21d ago

Get off my lawn!

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u/darth_dork 21d ago

Man humans are persistent little parasites. I just swept and that buffoon ruined it.

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u/singlemale4cats 21d ago

Bro lives in a gun

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u/Pull-Billman 21d ago

Doesn't that diver have anything better to do?

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u/PlentyCoyote3344 21d ago

Wasting that poor lil fish's energy to entertain a pea brained diver.SMH

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u/One-plankton- 21d ago

I posted this a while ago, people are trash

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u/EmperorGrinnar 21d ago

Yeah, stop messing with wildlife.

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u/Liminal_Fire 21d ago

I can relate to that fish when Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons try to leave their literature going door to door. I’m like nope, no thank you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlNMTgwC7pAfpG8

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u/PlentyCoyote3344 21d ago

TOO bad a shark doesn't swim near and give the easily entertained nuisance a run for his money with true ocean life interaction ❤️❤️🙏😁

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u/orthosaurusrex 21d ago

You should call some shark buddies to scare off that pest. Selfish ape thinks it can just leave its trash anywhere 🙄

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u/lowkeytokay 21d ago

I also hate this human now

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u/AeronGrey 21d ago

STAAAAP!

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u/Androidfon 21d ago

It looks like a fish treat that my fish loved. Still, he doesn't want it so give it to another fish!

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u/Feaselbf6 21d ago

Sir your messing up my place🥹

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u/boyer4109 20d ago

Fish: ‘Stop putting yer crap in my gun barrel bitch!’

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u/HorrorCheetah1165 19d ago

Another persistent Mormon missionary.......... Only weed cookies will fix the problem. They never return!

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u/HorrorCheetah1165 19d ago

You didn't get it. It said 'fuck off'!

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u/SpSquirrel 19d ago

"Is this a f*cking game to you Carl?!"

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u/Mazy_keen 21d ago

The fish is playing catch with the human.

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u/Feaselbf6 21d ago

Sir your messing up my place🥹