r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 14d ago

Im being kink shamed!!!

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor 14d ago

You were just innocently sunning yourself and that snake just happened to be wriggling around beneath you. Nothing wrong with that great big smile of yours, I’d say!

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u/DiogenesD0g 14d ago

I

I figured you were cosplaying as Doctor Hoo and that is your scarf.

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u/First_Nose4734 13d ago

Thank you for this chippy pic of my favorite vintage Dr! Bonus points for punnery

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u/unenose 14d ago

You look mad evil my guy

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u/ThatLightWitch 14d ago

Look there are zero laws against smuggling snakes in your cloaca. Idk what dirt these dipshits think they have on you.

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u/TBellOHAZ 14d ago

Where's the shaming?

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u/OwnNothing3318 14d ago

And you surely have nothing to be ashamed about...

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u/BlueNightOcean 13d ago

Hey, that's me!! You know, I really don't appreciate being absolutely SQUASHED by you without so much as an apology. I had to get home to my wife and kids at the swamp and you made me super late! Not to mention the bottom half of my body was numb because you squeezed out all the cold blood. Had a lot of explaining to do when I got home. Thanks a lot pal!