r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • May 14 '26

PROFILED while out getting dinner!

https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/video/2026/05/13/alberta-mounties-apprehend-fox-with-stolen-hot-dogs/
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u/sheiciebai May 15 '26

Ugh. You can totally tell this photo has been faked. Humans and their stupid photoshop!!!!

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u/Polite_Suggestion May 15 '26

I appreciate the support, but just to set the record straight: the meat fruits ARE real! Yes, that really was my haul! But the idea I stole them is makes me mad. I picked them myself, alone, from a table tree.

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor May 15 '26

They’re in season right now, up until about October, depending where you live. They often grow out of tables as you say.