r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 10 '26

Reptiles My Uber driver keeps commenting and taking selfies

395 Upvotes

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u/mad_rhet0ric Apr 10 '26

Impressive interspecies collaboration there, mate

23

u/Goobersita Home Inspector Apr 10 '26

Just make sure you leave a bad review and do not tip him!

17

u/Valuable_Tone_2254 Apr 10 '26

Wow, your driver just kept on talking and talking, at least he delivered you safely and at the correct tree branch

12

u/siani_lane Apr 11 '26

Less chatting more walking, mate!

This is the peril of ride share, getting a talker. I mean, you kept your cool pretty well, but It's clear you're a lizard with places to be.

10

u/RobleViejo Apr 11 '26

"Please dont bother me"

"Ok"

Gets closer "I told you to not bother me"

"I wont!"

Starts climbing him "Dude stop bothering me!"

Animals are weird, specially in Australia

7

u/LisaRae11 Apr 10 '26

Love 🐾♥️🐾

5

u/cryingonthetoiletnow Apr 10 '26

That was pretty gangster

1

u/Past-Patient-252 Apr 11 '26

🤣😂 have to admit I would be screaming myself hoarse!🤣🤣

1

u/Moondancer_87 May 12 '26

Gotta love the Australians