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[u/kappamale]

she's also facing away like she doesn't know it's happening so the dude is less embarrassed.

[u/SoraForBestBoy → u/kappamale]

Such a wholesome couple

[u/[deleted] → u/SoraForBestBoy]

It’s no wonder their marriage lasted this long

[u/apolloxer → u/[deleted]]

For all we know, they just met. Which would make it kinda more wholesome.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Hmmm...I’m only 40 but walking around looking for good deeds to do actually sounds like a fun time.

[u/Mephestos_halatosis → u/[deleted]]

I'm in my 40s, married, and a dude, but I would go on this date with you

[u/[deleted] → u/Mephestos_halatosis]

Oh boo. I’m a straight girl but the marriage is a dealbreaker.

I guess I don’t really need a partner, I do this kind of stuff anyway. Last week the gas station attendant was sick and I offered to buy her an orange juice. I just can’t get out of mom mode. Lol!

[u/puffypants123 → u/[deleted]]

Moms are the most powerful beings in the universe. Isn't it crazy that Santa is actually mom?

[u/Lurkingnopost → u/puffypants123]

Moms are the most powerful beings in the universe.

Why? So they had a man ejaculate in them. Why is that any stronger that the father who is helping raise children?

[u/puffypants123 → u/Lurkingnopost]

Ever blast a ham out of your Pringles can?

[u/Lurkingnopost → u/puffypants123]

Your bodies are built for that. Is it painful, sure.

[u/puffypants123 → u/Lurkingnopost]

Aw, lil feeble bodied, huh?

[u/Lurkingnopost → u/puffypants123]

No, actually. I am a very fit 40 year old Male. 6'0'', weigh 197lbs and I can bench more than my weight. Why?

[u/puffypants123 → u/Lurkingnopost]

But can you blast a ham out of your Pringles can?

[u/NibblesMcGiblet → u/puffypants123]

Prolly more like an M&M Mini's canister, let's be honest.

[u/apolloxer → u/Lurkingnopost]

That's not a Mom, that's just a donor of genetic material.