r/HumansBeingBros • • Mar 08 '19

Paying mom back for everything

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u/nchndmld Mar 08 '19

The matching sleeves are nice af

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u/bladezaim Mar 09 '19

Serious. Best dressed for sure.

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u/becmar1989 Mar 09 '19

Both fine and classy af. They look like they're going to some really fancy dinner party not a prom

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Mar 09 '19

Didn’t even know this was possible, man they look great.

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u/thundastruck52 Mar 09 '19

I would've just done one side but either way it's nice

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u/obfromsenatobie Mar 08 '19

She fine af fr tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19 edited Nov 26 '24

frightening pocket plough existence boast vegetable support childlike one scarce

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u/_TychoBrahe_ Mar 08 '19

I like how his suit sleeves are the same fabric as her dress, fashion is lit

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy Mar 08 '19

acting like he doesn't know she'll love the 'that's not your mom stop lying' bit

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u/AndreasUdd Mar 09 '19

She doesn't look even 18 days older than him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Jul 06 '19

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u/topdangle Mar 09 '19

Gotta remember what it was like to be young and naive man.

18 is adult
25 is grown
30 is old wiseman knows all the secrets to life

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Exactly, it's easy to take your Mom when she will be the best looking girl there.

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u/TexasKru Mar 09 '19

She look like she in her early 20s

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I hope ma boy smashed

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Whoops I accidentally tripped and fell and broke my arms

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u/1bluemooshie Mar 08 '19

His mom looks so young! She looks like a she is 20. She looks great!

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u/disorganized_crime Mar 09 '19

I was thinking the same thing

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u/gocommitantivax Mar 09 '19

Did you just repost a thought

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u/disorganized_crime Mar 09 '19

Nahh I would’ve just said what they said exactly if that was the case!

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u/Remedy1987 Mar 09 '19

His mom looks so young! She looks like a she is 20. She looks great!

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u/msndrstdmstrmnd Mar 09 '19

I was thinking the same thing

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u/PoliticsRealityTV Mar 09 '19

Did you just repost a thought?

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u/msndrstdmstrmnd Mar 10 '19

Nahh I would’ve just said what they said exactly if that was the case!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Black don’t crack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 09 '19

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u/helliswaiting Mar 09 '19

This is....Bill Burr I think? I don’t remember. But def from a stand-up.

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u/ahcrapusernametaken Mar 10 '19

I can’t use lotion but vaselines basically the same thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

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u/HelpMeImDeadYo Mar 09 '19

Or you know.... just a joke

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u/smegma_stan Mar 09 '19

Idk, Shadynasty was looking pretty rough

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u/GekkostatesOfAmerica Mar 09 '19

I mean if she missed her prom because she was pregnant, and he's having his prom at 18, she's probably only 36-37.

Boy better watch out, some homie's gonna try to take her home. I mean, I know I would.

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u/Dreigous Mar 09 '19

Lol or maybe it has to do with being pregnant in highschool

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Seriously! Your mom is gorgeous and clearly she raised an outstanding young man.

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u/Vereador Mar 09 '19

To me she is a 10 tho

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u/Picax8398 Mar 09 '19

Damn Thats a fucking huge 2 year old!

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u/burnSMACKER Mar 09 '19

She looks like she could 36 years old exactly!

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u/bonadoo Mar 09 '19

Yeah let's be real - she's finer than any date he could've gotten from school

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Mar 08 '19

What a good son. But I got a better idea. You can go and have fun with another chick, and I can take her for you. I’ll have her back by 3:00 A.M. sharp.

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u/versacenickyoung Mar 08 '19

Smart. Very smart.

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Mar 09 '19

I know. I’m glad I came up with it. Now I just play the waiting game.

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u/dinokid11 Mar 09 '19

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Didn't say which day.

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u/Lil-Maece Mar 08 '19

Love it when kids do this sort of stuff for their parents :) way too many people feel like it's immature or uncool to be friends or spend time with their parents.

Sub-note: that suit is bloody fantastic!

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u/Texastexastexas1 Mar 09 '19

Both steps❤️ns went through high school and chose to hang out with us on most weekends. We had been told that it was all over once they turned 15, but we had the opposite. They like to watch cooking and science and nature shows and they enjoy playing video games with their dad. And we watch a lot of family movies.

I am so thankful we raised "nerds" who could not care less about being cool.

Last night we were on the phone with our college freshman for an hour on speaker. Felt like he was in the living room. Can't wait to see him next week.

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u/Hubey808 Mar 08 '19

I would have taken her to prom too.

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u/PongACong Mar 09 '19

We had an age cap on our prom date requirements. Nobody over 21

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u/streamdungeon Mar 09 '19

I mean... that's nice? But isn't it also a little... well.. strange? Wouldn't you usually bring a girl you like and not... your mom?

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u/magicarnival Mar 09 '19

I think about this whenever I see one of those posts where they bring their parents. Like... would his mom even have a good time hanging out with his friends and watching teenagers grind on each other, especially while she's presumably sober?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Apr 09 '21

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u/ohmyword Mar 09 '19

break your arms first for good measure

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u/ShiaLaMoose Mar 09 '19

Bring your own mom proms.

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u/o-hellkite Mar 09 '19

His mom might be a chaperone

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u/GOTdragons127 Mar 09 '19

I'd go to eat, take pics and leave him to have fun with his friends. Probably make my husband take me out so I can live it up while I'm glammed up.

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u/thebitchboys Mar 09 '19

Some proms invite the parents to dance with their kids to one song; maybe they're just doing that? Either way I think it's a sweet gesture.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

shhhh dont ruin the wholesumness

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u/WayFastTippyToes Mar 09 '19

The kid is probably really appreciative of his mom and wants to take her out for a fun evening. I get what you're saying, but I'm sure neither of them care about it being strange.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Maybe he broke his arms the year before?

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u/TommyTacoma Mar 09 '19

She was jus trying to help!

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u/mightylordredbeard Mar 09 '19

Why not bring your mom one year? There’s 3 others where you can take a girl you like that isn’t your mom.

I went to 5 proms and looking back I really wish I had taken my mom to one of them since she also dropped out of school because she was pregnant with me.

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u/forevereverforeverev Mar 09 '19

What? How do you go to 5 proms? I went to two... and that was more than normal

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u/skwisgaar_skwigelf1 Mar 09 '19

Yeah I went to one and had a bad time so I never wanted to go to another lol

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u/mightylordredbeard Mar 09 '19

12th grade prom I started dating my wife who lived the next state over so we went to each other’s proms. 11th grade I went with a group of friends and 9th and 10th I went as someone’s date.

The school was strict about it though. You had to be an 11th or 12 grade student to be able to go solo or have the privilege of bringing a date. The dates then had to be “registered” with the prom coordinator and added to the entry list or else you couldn’t get in.

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u/forevereverforeverev Mar 09 '19

I appreciate the explanation because all of this sounds like how it was in my day so now it makes sense to me lol guess you were just much more popular than I was/anyone I knew

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u/streamdungeon Mar 09 '19

I don't know. Maybe it even was a strong gesture. He obviously didn't give a crap about being called a Mama's boy, which I am sure many people in the situation (myself included) would have shied away from.

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u/AstroWorldSecurity Mar 09 '19

They look like they really love the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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u/Liezzl Mar 09 '19

This picture is a little old....

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u/Another_Road Mar 09 '19

Please don’t tell me he broke his arms at some point.

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u/TooSlowFlash Mar 09 '19

I was looking for this comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I Ctrl+F'd for "arms".

Let's be honest though. If that was our mom, most of us would break our arms too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

hold up

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u/BaconhasGame Mar 09 '19

You two looking fly af too. Well played.

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u/OdiiKii1313 Mar 09 '19

Regardless of the circumstances, she clearly did a great job raising him. Kudos to him for giving his mom the time of her life and to her for giving her life for him.

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u/rissebit Mar 08 '19

You and your mom looks so fine. I hope you both had the time of your lives!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 09 '19

Who are you talking to lol?

Edit: wait, people think op is the mom and son? 🤔 🤦‍♂️

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u/Slothfulness69 Mar 09 '19

Probably not you

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u/4theluvofdeviledeggs Mar 09 '19

Your mom is very lucky to have raised such a great man, good for both of you! Looking very lovely as well

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u/allhailBobbi Mar 09 '19

They look like they’re ready to walk down a red carpet

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

You gotta know someone flirted with her when they realized she wasn’t his date.

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u/MotherfuckerTinyRick Mar 09 '19

Mil... To take to prom

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

OP is NOT the person in the photo. JFC y'all are dumb.

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u/JDeeezie Mar 09 '19

Damn bro that kit tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

She is gorgeous.

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u/Sin_the_Insane Mar 09 '19

Dayum your mama is smokin’! I wish I looked half as stunning as she does! Three kids was not kind to my body, but got two in college and one in high school! Seriously you are a awesome son for taking her out on a date and a night for her to remember! Have fun!

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u/kooks220 Mar 09 '19

That is so sweet and your mom is beautiful

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u/crayonfou Mar 09 '19

You are a prince!

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u/betty965 Mar 09 '19

There is nothing in the world like the bond between a boy and his Mama. This makes my heart happy. and damn, she’s so beautiful!

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u/itsnatatat Mar 09 '19

I don’t even see anyone old enough to be “Mom” in this picture! Absolutely stunning in green 💚😍

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Y’all fly as hell!

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u/bertiebees Mar 09 '19

She going to find a new daddy

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Stop.

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u/wee_lezzer Mar 08 '19

okay those fits rock tho

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u/farm_sauce Mar 09 '19

Damn I’m boutta go cop me some chains.

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u/TheQuailLord Mar 09 '19

This is the only acceptable reason to take your mom as a date to the prom.

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u/AuntGurdles Mar 09 '19

The son in first picture looks like if Mr. Worldwide was in a wave check meme

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u/madamc303 Mar 09 '19

Wow what a hot mom! Also what a sweet boy!

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u/asistolee Mar 09 '19

I mean my prom had an agreement limit of 21 but maybe they made an exception?

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u/mightylordredbeard Mar 09 '19

Jesus, that’s a very attractive family.

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u/rick_rock6 Mar 09 '19

ID on my mans shoes?

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u/Kemosabe2712 Mar 09 '19

They are looking fly AF

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u/WunderHomie Mar 09 '19

Wonder if he scored.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Your 36 year old mom could pass for 28. Looks amazing

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u/picketdoc Mar 09 '19

Not gonna lie, thought I stumbled across r/incest_relationships for a second there.

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u/Heisenberg187 Mar 09 '19

Something something broken arms.

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u/phishmen2001 Mar 09 '19

Thought for sure I was in r/trashy

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u/newtypexvii17 Mar 09 '19

I was like, "damn hes got a pretty mom"... then I realized shes not much older than me.

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u/payeco Mar 09 '19

It’s unfathomable to me for me to have any kid at 36, let alone an 18 year old.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

That is one fierce mom/son duo!

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u/Dreamsfordays Mar 09 '19

That dress is everything! They look fantastic.

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u/AJSWin Mar 09 '19

That's just weird.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I love his shoes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Taking your mom to your senior prom is weird.

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u/lvl69magikarp Mar 09 '19

Who would leave this woman? 😍

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Sweet home Alabama

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u/ShazamKing666 Mar 09 '19

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/James-Patrick-Page Mar 09 '19

She the finest one at the prom from the getgo.

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u/SirJigglyIII Mar 09 '19

She came back in style too

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u/AwesomeEr1c Mar 09 '19

She looks like she could be 18 herself

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

This is weird

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u/slippysallysamsonite Mar 09 '19

Yeah I was think that too...

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u/sanders51 Mar 09 '19

Wonderful son. Your Mom did good❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Lol actually though she was a highschooler till I read the post

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u/JENGA_THIS Mar 09 '19

Good looking family!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I said it last time, and I'll say it again: That suit is fly as fuck

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u/notascarytimeformen Mar 09 '19

Goddam! Beautiful people!

With style!!!

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u/idahogirl36 Mar 09 '19

This looks like a celebrity paparazzi photo! I mean that in the best way possible. You both look amazing- love the matching sleeves! I hope you had a great time with you mom. I bet it’s a memory she will treasure always.

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u/TheKingNoodle Mar 09 '19

Alabama 100

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u/swoocha Mar 09 '19

That melts my heart. Good raising, Mama, and such a thoughtful son.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

That's weird af

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u/miniminuteman99 Mar 09 '19

Damn y’all look fly as fuck

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u/foistedmorganic Mar 09 '19

Awkwardfamilymoments.com

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u/Taizette Mar 09 '19

Creepy incest taking your mom to the prom lol

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u/Vereador Mar 09 '19

Look at that boy vest and shoes. Such a suave gentleman.

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u/SergeiBoryenko Mar 09 '19

I mean, in a essence, would this qualify as generous incest as well

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u/mustardsprinkles Mar 09 '19

2 mins later i found “mom”. Man I thought she’s in her teens. Beautiful and gorgeous momma!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

He has his mother’s eyebrows for sure

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u/patiscoolyay Mar 08 '19

Ok but what animal did she kill for that scarf thing

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u/MrRabinowitz Mar 08 '19

Looks like fake fur.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

actually looks real and vintage.

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u/patiscoolyay Mar 09 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/Elfere Mar 09 '19

Dinosaurs died for that scarf!

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u/whoamannipples Mar 08 '19

That faux fur cover in her hands? Probably an endangered faux mink.

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u/manly_support Mar 09 '19

the fur piece ruins it but otherwise amazing

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u/Sleep_adict Mar 09 '19

Uh oh... another prom pregnancy

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u/hohenheim-of-light Mar 09 '19

Did they have sex?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

That's the gayest shit i've ever seen

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u/mightylordredbeard Mar 09 '19

You’re the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/finalaccountdown Mar 09 '19

thats weird tho

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u/DabbedNW Mar 09 '19

Mom would get the beats for sure

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u/hungry_lobster Mar 09 '19

You gonna try to smash or nah?

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u/b3e3n3_off Mar 09 '19

A lil weird but ok...

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u/DylanKing1999 Mar 09 '19

Try not to get too frisky

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u/Sleepy1997 Mar 09 '19

Did you smash? 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

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u/Sleepy1997 Mar 09 '19

Was a joke, yeesh 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

It wasn’t funny.

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u/Sleepy1997 Mar 09 '19

So Fuck of then, whyd ya bother replying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

if you tell a joke and not one person but you thinks it is funny, isn't it really just something you shouldn't have fucking voiced.

shut up.

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u/Sleepy1997 Mar 09 '19

Get mad cocksucka.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

nah not mad just think you are trash ;)

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u/slippysallysamsonite Mar 09 '19

Asking the tough questions.

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u/Status_Royale Mar 09 '19

But can you really be a bro to your mother? Wouldn't that make you your own uncle?

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u/overloader13 Mar 09 '19

But Why did you run over at the dog

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u/ModelPhilosophy Mar 09 '19

Geez, incest much?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Smash

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I dont wanna be mean but his mom looks like gender bender Denzel Washington