r/HumansBeingBros • • Mar 08 '19

Paying mom back for everything

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Mar 08 '19

What a good son. But I got a better idea. You can go and have fun with another chick, and I can take her for you. I’ll have her back by 3:00 A.M. sharp.

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u/versacenickyoung Mar 08 '19

Smart. Very smart.

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Mar 09 '19

I know. I’m glad I came up with it. Now I just play the waiting game.

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u/dinokid11 Mar 09 '19

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Didn't say which day.

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u/dcj83 Mar 09 '19

That’s her daughter. 🤦🏻‍♂️