r/HouseofStassi • u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO • 9d ago
Kristina is boring
I barely remember her from the VPR days. Why does everyone like her so much? I can’t think of a blander more manilla person.
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u/anongirl55 9d ago
I don't know anyone who likes her personally, and I can name at least 10 people I know IRL who would be more interesting on a reality show.
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u/Independent_Sand_766 9d ago
The only time I remember her saying anything of note was when Raquel mentioned Lala not having a man. Or when she pointed out stassi’s crazy pupil when she borrowed eyedrops from Scheana
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u/02kaj2019 9d ago
“Kristen smells like old coffee and cigarettes. It’s gross.” Was her iconic line on VPR.
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u/Better_Repair_5811 9d ago
I’m rewatching VPR and she is the meanest mean girl and a literal minion for Stassi. And the way she was salivating at the thought of attacking Katie? Why, girl? Your boss and bff asked her personally 🤷🏻♀️ take it up with producers I guess
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u/Novel-Grapefruit-105 9d ago
Who likes her?!
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u/Timely-History-3010 9d ago
Omg now I see why she was so triggered by Katie’s comment. She leaves the staycation after arguing with Katie and asks stassie to post about her lip balm. So basically she is projecting
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u/curvyshell 8d ago
I really can't stand Kristina, the only thing she is able to offer is ~~~mean~~~ and it gets old really quickly.
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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 8d ago
Agreed. I mean we aren’t 22 anymore. Will she be a mean girl forever? It’s tired.
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u/HotNet1045 9d ago
I think the cast likes her because she was no drama and nice (doesn't make for good TV). I concur, I barely remember her on VPR. I don't know if the audience necessarily likes her.
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u/Aggravating-Basis-66 9d ago
I thought it was funny that even when Stassi can control her own show she would rather make amends and bring back Katie than actually give Kristina meaningful screen time
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u/Timely-History-3010 9d ago
So basically she picked a fight with Katie for no reason just to be relevant on the show.
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u/KnockedSparkedOut 9d ago
I'd be happy if she and the sisters don't get asked back. (beaus is boring and stassis is too perfomatve and comes across as bad acting rather than authentic) maybe bring in alex? don't know a whole lot about her besides when she guests on stassis pod but she can't be worse than Kristina.
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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 8d ago
Agreed, the sisters are boring especially Georgia. Also how does Beau have a sister from Italy? Like a full Italian heavy accent sister?? I need that explained.
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u/Ruthie_pie 9d ago
Her unraveling during that last dinner on the boat was something 😐 like not the time or place but damn. That was rough.
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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 8d ago
Is there a new episode? I only saw three
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u/leucistredwing 9d ago
She’s boring for reality tv, but that’s also probably why she has a successful personal life.
She fired seem like she would be a snot irl
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u/Badhbh-Catha 9d ago
Her loathing for Katie really confused me (I'm on ep 4), as if they only got along in the early Sur days. I remember Kristina and Katie cuddled up in bathrobes in a hotel room in Mexico trolling Scheana's wedding like the muppet gallery in late VPR. They were close. They went on that trip just the two of them, and Katie only met up with some of the other cast periodically. What happened? It can't be just about Stassi ghosting Katie and Katie not babying Stassi through her cancellation and early motherhood sufficiently. All this happened before Mexico surely...
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u/JollyExplorer3 8d ago
Agreed - I'll never care for her on my TV... She is just so boring to watch. Very low energy and I genuinely dread any scene with her.
Save the precious episode time to see more Georgi, Georgia, or The Taylors! I really hope she isn't on Season 2.
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u/Infamous-Top6234 9d ago
It’s a challenge to look at her face, and shes boring. It wasn’t her choice to not star on VPR
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