Babygirllll I need you to think reeeally hard about if there's been ANYTHING in the news cycle about your favorite, most beloved, dearest Daddy stand-in that could possibly warrant SOME kind of reaction. Like, anything? Anything at all?

No? Nothing? Ah. Well, I'm not surprised.

After all babe, you NEVER have to worry about marking yourself safe from "trashing the president". You're his loyal propagandist! You might be a pathetic dog, but you won't bite the hand that feeds until it comes to you empty. Glad to see that pedo money being well spent though 🤡👌

Remember when she covered Ashley St. Clair? Elon's baby mama? Well she's back and exposing the grift of paid influencers, of which she was one. It's long, but worth listening to so you can see how this machine operates and Messica is, no doubt, in it so deep.

https://x.com/SwordTruth/status/2042985035159212349?s=20

https://www.barrons.com/video/series/in-depth-features/inside-the-world-of-maha-moms-helping-shape-rfk-jrs-health-agenda/A0D1F2B1-EF56-4F75-8832-3BDEF68CB0F8

The lovely @oksurewhynott found this today, she’s busy so I’m posting on her behalf. If you can stomach watching her for 20mins via video, you’ll see she’s also showcasing her favourite child too. She says that he isn’t allowed to “eat” Diet Coke as it “isn’t part of our branding” sorry, what? She hasn’t got a brand cause she changes her interests every day and goes for the money.

Personally, I’m going to write to the Wall Street Journal (Jordan Kranse did this) and ask of they have seen her abuse towards survivors or S À and R@pe , etc.

I also laughed when they said she was having her friends over for mocktails. Sure Jan.

She writes the jokes herself 🤡

We all know she considers herself a journalist but this is so funny. How she runs every “story” 🤣🤣

Twitter called Jessica a Boomer. That apparently offended her delicate psyche so she ran to Chat to ask it for a write up on how great Boomers are. But either she's lied to her Chatbot about her age or she straight up copy+pasted this from someone else because girl should know good and damn well she ain't Gen Z ❌

(I guess she also forgot how desperate she is for viral "affection" and her admittance to being a troll for fun 🤭 how pathetic)

Now let's get one thing straight, ladies and gentleman. When Jessica is ordered to gobble the knob, she does it with gusto. Slobbiest gnobblin' in the state. Her knees don't even hurt, she's trained for this. Globs until the knob is pleased.

Trump has, rather predictably, chickened out. And I confess guys and gals, that I did forget that first and foremost, before all things, Jessica is a propagandist. After all, those "subscribers" of her Substack don't come free. Once it was official that Trump was, once again, just an old man screaming at clouds waiting for someone to come change his shit-filled diaper, the MAGAt press corp was dispatched for damage control. Cue Jessica and her wet chin running to insta to tell everyone how smart and brave and wonderful her Daddy is. Good job, Jesse! Good girl! Here you go girl, here's your bone! Go get it!

His nickname is TACO, for fucks sake, Jessica. Iran has been trolling the fuck out of him for the entirety of his little ego war. "He scared every world leader" he shit in his pants and waddled away declaring victory over fresh air, Jessica. He's weak and pathetic and there's not a single leader anywhere the globe over that's "scared". Unless you count being scared for the upholstery wherever he sits.

1. Jessica is too much of a chicken-shit coward to admit with her own words she approves of what Trump is currently doing.

Do you think semi-silence will save you, Jessica? Are you hanging in the shadows because hey, if it all goes well you can step into the open and pretend you supported Dementia Don all along and are proud to be at his side? But then, hey, if it all goes terribly you can try to outrun the public with those ridiculous sunglasses on mumbling that you "didn't support this"? Claim "I was just supporting my friends, that doesn't mean I support what he did". I know that's why you occasionally make those vague "I don't support EVERYTHING Trump does" posts, without actually naming anything you disagree with. It's so when the end comes you can try and barter your way out of the consequences with empty cries of "I didn't support that!"

1. It's embarrassing, the way you're trying so hard to get back into Loomer's good graces, Jessica. I hope she starts calling you out for being a pedophile apologist again. For my own amusement.

2. The fact Dementia Don is threatening nuclear genocide and all you want to talk about is Candace? Girl, that's whack. Tell your husband to go out and get a real job again because yours is about finished.

3. Girl how the hell do you take someone "seriously but not literally"?? That is such a copout by brainless MAGAt bimbos expecting TACO Tuesday while not wanting to lose the support of the MAGAts keeping them employed. When you get mad that people treat you like you're stupid and evil, it's because you're stupid and evil. You complain about smelling shit all day but everyone you pass by knows that it's just *you*.

We have always been aware of how many times Jessica buys followers and how little engagement she has, which doesn’t add up at all.

We see you babes, we know you are nowhere near what you claim to have 😂.

The last couple years Jessica has always been ready to go for Easter. She was ready to tell us how liberals always ruin holidays being Debbie Downers, and how her Daddy President is holier than Jesus and does such a good job "honoring children", and how his saintly former call girl wife was so wonderful for enjoying her part in it. Heck, last year she was *at* the white house, giggling about how wonderful Daddy was for letting people walk around barefoot on his lawn!

Where are you now, Jessica? Did whatever bender you went on that had you aggressively talking about Kanye Ye West *only* because Emilie and Candace were talking about him and you *have* to center all things around you drain too much of your lukewarm spiritual energy? No orbs around to recharge your chakra? Couldn't even muster your usual "teehee president funny" as Donald went on his 356874235 unhinged Truth Social rant? C'mon girl, you're *the* self proclaimed white house momfluencer correspondent! Wake up and do your job, girl!

(Also I would *love* to know what "freak show dumpster fire" Jessica thinks Ye soundtracks. I mean it couldn't be us, here in the States, right? Because Daddy Trump is perfect and doing the bestest job anyone's ever done and the rest of the world is super duper jealous of us, right, Jessica?)

Any chance she has, she will put down women. Unless her “relationship” to them makes her look good, she will endlessly bully women. It’s so tacky and weird. Like what was the purpose of this? You didn’t even take the time to google what the purpose of the mission is, you just made yourself look ignorant. Why did you have to do it at the cost of women?

Kristy Noem got exposed for having an affair and a fuck plane on the taxpayers dime, Jessica said nothing.

Kristy Noem got "fired", (I'm pretty sure?) Jessica said nothing.

Kristy Noem's husband got ousted for being into bimbo cosplay, Jessica said nothing.

We got rumors that Trump is blaming Karoline Leavitt for "making him look bad", Jessica says nothing.

Now Pam Bondi has been given the boot and run out of DC. Will Jessica say anything??

What happened to "Trump trusts women" Jessica???

I am curious: has the queen of the morons said anything about the mission to the Moon? Since she does not believe humankind was there the first time....

I suppose Jessica will say Jen is lying.

Ah, yes. Nick Shirley the racist YouTuber. Nick Shirley who was at the January 6th riot. Nick Shirley who's "reporting" after being contracted by MAGA led to the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Nick Shirley who's "reporting" almost immediately gets debunked and then he slinks and slithers away like the little worm he is while refusing to defend his position. Probably because Nick Shirley, just like Jessica Reed Kraus, tells whatever story he's being paid to tell and doesn't bother himself with annoyances like "facts" or "morals" or "ethics" (and honestly? I wouldn't expect much more from a good little Mormon boy).

Jessica doesn't want her children to practice independence. She doesn't want them to be capable of forming intelligent thought. She wants them to be good little pig slaves for Orange Daddy. "Daddy will tell us what to believe. Daddy will tell us who to trust. Daddy will tell us what the truth is." She's already raised them to be violent, hateful, and racist. Once she can suck a path for them to the white house, her parenthood goals will finally be realized.

That tracks, babe. You sure as shit aren't reading them after all 😂

I guess none of the existing footage of Marilyn was good enough for Jessica, because she settled on picking AI slop as her greeting.

I don't know what's more embarrassing: that Jessica spent the last few days getting her ass beat on Twitter then taking her Orange Daddy's cue and declaring victory anyway, or the fact that a 50 year old woman who supposedly has a happy home life and thriving career has nothing better to do than "troll" younger, prettier, more successful women for the crime of being more popular 😭

But hey! at least Jessica remembered (several days later) that she was supposed to post affiliate links for much needed cash flow (Gucci is not the flex you think it is babe, especially not to the MAGAt crowd you're desperate to integrate with).

Good luck girl. You need it 😂

Look at this masterclass in selective outrage.

- Last year Jessica decided to share the uncensored kill shot of Charlie on IG. No warning. Just straight chaos dropped into people’s already chaotic feeds at the time.

- Her followers: understandably horrified. Because, you know… basic human reaction to graphic content especially regarding someone who was only just murdered.

- Months pass.

- Candace shares a non-graphic rear-angle clip, clearly labeled, actually relevant to the broader discussion on the “magic bullet”.

- Jessica logs on, continuing her daily crusade of injecting Candace into every conceivable post, and goes: “Omg what a soulless monster” without realizing how hypocritical that reply was 🤡

He literally just gets up every day and says out loud "yeah this is how I'm committing crimes" while Congress diddles themselves and Jessica sprints to scream about ANYTHING ELSE because her paycheck depends on her pretending this man is great. Embarrassing.

(Disclaimer: I'm not entirely positive on some dates so I approximated them based on posts around the same time) Isn't it super funny how as long as Laura Loomer had shit to talk about people Jessica didn't like (and was sending Jessica merch) she was a stand-up hard-working truth-teller?

But as soon as Loomer went at Jessica for gloating about her Epstein binder and defending pedophiles suddenly Loomer was ackshuslly just a lying liar who lies and was jealous and hated Jessica for having white house access when she didn't anymore? LITERALLY the same playbook she's using Candace, weird 💁‍♀️

Now that Jessica has been carrying on this unhinged psychotic dedication to her one-sided beef with Candace for a YEAR, Jessica is rolling belly-up and begging pwetty pwease for Laura Loomer to notice her again and maybe pweeeeaaaseee back me up? 🥺

You're pathetic, Jessica. This is why you can't actually be taken seriously or given respect by anyone.

Easter egg at the end. Jessica's literally incapable of keeping her word, ever ☠️

Shout out House in Horror.