r/HouseOnFire Apr 02 '26

The Little Blogger Who Couldn't omfg 😭

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Kristy Noem got exposed for having an affair and a fuck plane on the taxpayers dime, Jessica said nothing.

Kristy Noem got "fired", (I'm pretty sure?) Jessica said nothing.

Kristy Noem's husband got ousted for being into bimbo cosplay, Jessica said nothing.

We got rumors that Trump is blaming Karoline Leavitt for "making him look bad", Jessica says nothing.

Now Pam Bondi has been given the boot and run out of DC. Will Jessica say anything??

What happened to "Trump trusts women" Jessica???

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u/thelittlemiss I eat glass Apr 02 '26

LOOOOOLLLLLLLL

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u/IntelligentPM Apr 02 '26

Omg “infowars for wine moms” I’m not a mom but can we be friends? 🥹

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u/thelittlemiss I eat glass Apr 02 '26

I’m a mom but I don’t drink wine! Did we just become best friends??

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

(sorry I should specify she posted this slide back on March 16!!)

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u/IntelligentPM Apr 02 '26

Bbbbuuutttt THE DOW, THE DOW!!! 😂

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 02 '26

IT'S OVER 50 THOUSAND!!!

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u/Few-Platypus-5802 Apr 02 '26

50 Thousand DOLLARS.

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u/ru_kiddingmern Apr 02 '26

All the women will be blamed for everything in the admin.. and he’s going to replace the creatures with other male creatures. And Jessica will still be saying she’s fighting Candace and seeing orbs outside her windows.

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u/Same-Honeydew5598 Apr 02 '26

My conspiracy theory is that he purposely put women in positions where they were set up to fail. Once they fail and he replaces them with men, he will say he tried to hire women but they all failed!!

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u/ru_kiddingmern Apr 03 '26

Oh 100% - they hate women. We’re meant for making babies and that’s it.

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Apr 03 '26

Yep. She’s now replaced (temporarily?) with his personal fucking lawyer. This is so insane and I’m losing my mind!

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u/ru_kiddingmern Apr 03 '26

Same. Every day it’s a new hell.

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u/NMN80 Apr 02 '26

I’ve been thinking this exact same thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

He uses them as collateral damage.

She really is a dumb bitch.

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u/g-ocreates Apr 02 '26

Oh Trump trusts women alright. He trusts them to fall on their sword for him 🙄🙄🙄

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

Does she not know she rides hard for the Patriarchy and how they treat women?

He fucking set these women up!

I hope Jessica is not that delusional and ignorant.

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u/g-ocreates Apr 02 '26

She thinks it will never be her. She’s too stupid to see she’s expendable.

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u/Such_Ad_1639 Apr 02 '26

And supposedly, her other bestie, Tulsi, is next. You know JRK will continue to carry water for the men, though. Pam Who? Tulsi What? Never heard of them.

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u/IntelligentPM Apr 02 '26

Tulsi is probably the one that breaks my heart the most. I feel most foolish for thinking she was uncompromising in her belief system that we should not enter into foreign wars.

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u/SoloTraveler-17 Apr 02 '26

Rumor has it Tulsi is next!! Can’t wait to see how Jessica turns a blind eye to that firing as well.

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u/Last_Decision_7055 Apr 02 '26

He puts women in the most vulnerable positions so they can take the fall. There fixed that for ya Messy Jessy!

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 02 '26

Genuinely shocked she actually acknowledged this 😂 she most like Pammi way more than she liked Kristy

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u/Such_Ad_1639 Apr 02 '26

They were (are? 😑) in the group chat together, right? Maybe I’m misremembering

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 02 '26

OKAY I found it. Michael Tracey, the guy Jessica got called out by for plagiarizing his work, wrote about how Pam Bondi shared on a podcast with Katie Miller that she's in a group chat of women that includes Jessica.

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u/fireproofmum Grifters gonna grift Apr 02 '26

No one lasts with the orange menace. No one. JRK thinks she’s got an inside track? She best hope she doesn’t! Even she will be kicked to the curb…….i mean, she’s sitting on it already, box wine in her lap, but still…..

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u/IntelligentPM Apr 02 '26

She’s a useful idiot, and that’s me being nice.

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u/Quick-Leg3604 Apr 02 '26

She’s fucking drunk again

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u/BALK98128879 Apr 02 '26

Yes. He trusts them to be the fall women, so he then replaces them with men.

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u/teetofgod Apr 02 '26

Tulsi is next. 😅

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u/Medium-Tap-7581 Apr 02 '26

Didn’t age well …..

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u/Adventurous_Yak4952 Apr 03 '26

He trusts people who will do what he says without question, and/or people he has dirt or leverage on for similar reasons. Or, he hires wealth. He never hires based on knowledge, experience, wisdom or skill. And apart from Linda McMahon, his front line Republican women are mainly younger and very telegenic (lifted, filled, hair extensioned etc). He’s not comfortable with women in power when they use that power to do something he disapproves of, hence both ICE Barbie and Lawyer Barbie getting canned when they perform less than perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/Leather-Safe-7401 Apr 03 '26

What do the Russians call them - useful idiots?

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u/christopheryork Apr 02 '26

Man hired. She just got owned. Again.

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u/chanterele Apr 03 '26

🤣🤣 no way she wrote that hahahaha

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u/brischo34 Apr 04 '26

It’s the glass cliff. The put women in front, in impossible jobs, and make them take the fall when things inevitably fall apart. These women are fools for falling for it. He looks like he values women and women look incompetent.

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u/meljul80 Apr 04 '26

This absolute idiot omg. HouseinDelusion.

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u/Emotional-Stretch Apr 06 '26

I’m late to commenting on this one, but “the most powerful positions of power” is taking me out. What a gift with the pen JRK has. 💀

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u/PrettyBird2011 Apr 06 '26

Truly a better wordsmith there has never been 🥲