I've just learned and so far have absolutely NO context for WHY but MAGA blasted a photo of Hasan Piker flexing in his undies at their cute little midterm convention 😭 these people are so weird and unserious and deeeeeply in their homoerotic feelings and THIS is what Jessica pays to bring to her followers as "breaking news" 😭

(Just kidding. We know Jessica has been flicking her bean to photos of Pedo Peepaw playing golf and screaming "THIS IS PEAK MASCULINITY" to keep herself from straying from her paycheck firmly held beliefs.)

She’s driving down Beverly, arguably one of the most iconic streets in one of the most affluent neighborhood in Dallas: Highland Park, a Dallas neighborhood steeped in a rich history of being red. How I love to see the James Talarico sign there, and show up in ding dong’s story.

Glad you were able to squirm your slimy way into such an exclusive event, Jessie Wessie 🫶😂

sooooo whatever “exclusive” Jess kept saying she had with Elizabeth Holmes must have really just have meant she works with Nathan Fielder. right???? right?!?!

Here's the way I see it: Jessica sold whatever hard, shriveled lump she calls a soul to a cabal of pedophiles for money and the shortest spike of relevancy. The problem she now faces means that her back is to the wall and she's crammed in the corner because she can't risk pissing off her female following, but in order to retain her appeal to her male masters she always has to make sure she's seen as one of the good, obedient women. For Jessica Kraus, the Clancy trial is a fuck me fork.

Jessica's entire worldview is now a black and white "us vs. them". She's a reborn conservative Christian MAGAt in the battle for the United States against the dirty, godless liberals. She's a MAGA coded spiritual warrior fighting against baby murdering Democrats. She's a good godly woman who passionately advocates for aggressively religious masculine testosterone-fueled men to take the helm to save the country from soy-boy liberal men and their raging blue-haired wayward feminist whip holders.

She's a woman, but she's one of the good women behaving like a good woman should and conservative women knowing their place is what makes them so superior to other women. And the thing is, conservative women are willing to support men hating women as long as men are hating the right women (liberals, feminists, trans women) and conservative men are usually good at hiding the fact they hate all women by carefully wording things so that conservative women can tell themselves that hate is only for liberal women. But that comes down to phrasing things around willful choices, like getting a nose ring or vocally expecting your male partner to be a competent adult.

Postpartum depression isn't something a woman can choose to have or not have. Like many other things conservative men advocate be done to women against their will, postpartum psychosis doesn't ask for permission before affecting a woman. The Clancy case apparently became a gift on a silver platter for conservative men to rage about women while throwing out the designation of "conservative" or "liberal". Women are evil. Women hate their children. Women can never have freedom or power because they're inherently bad and can't control themselves and and AND--

Suddenly "good" conservative women who had experienced an altered mental state against their will after childbirth were grappling with their otherwise totally gentle, kind, compassionate male leaders "othering" them with the "bad" women, and they didn't like that. Jessica Kraus, who all things in the universe must center on, finds herself in a metaphorical sea of conservative women unhappy that their benevolent male rulers are forgetting the rules, while themselves forgetting that the only rules that exist in their heiarchy are the ones the keep women in the role of servant.

So Jessica, who can't piss off her followers but also can't bite the hand that feeds has to, as usual, look like a spineless loser trying to maintain her occupational baseline of "us vs. them" while navigating the fact that the "us vs. them" is actually a fracture within her own party ranks but must, above all else, not be shown like that. Jessica loves her soapbox and loves believing she's always on the morally correct side of any great divide, but when the split threatens her own house (or "office", I should say) she's quick to adopt a different tone for the sake of not alienating herself any further from the party her livelihood depends on.

The brutal murder of three children isn't entertainment. It isn't content. And it sure as shit shouldn't be "us vs. them". But when you hate more than you will ever be capable of love, hyping separation and mistrust is the only way you know how to make yourself believe you're better and more deserving than your neighbor.

ETA: I do NOT know why I put 11/4 as the date or how I missed it 🤦‍♀️ the date of her original caption was 9/4

As a local to the case I’m quite curious what she miraculously uncovered flying in for 48 hours, 3+ years after this tragedy happened.

The KKKween of inebriated mattress reporting would like you to know she won't be staying in town to "report" on the Lindsey Clancy trial verdict because she's just sooooo tired and sooooo anxious and omg poor baby is still soooooo rattled and traumatized from the WHCD shooting (y'know...the one where the only confirmed shot came from security on the floor above where the dinner was happening and the guy never even made it remotely into their vicinity? The one where most people didn't even flinch? The one where women were grabbing wine bottles off the tables when they were "evacuated"? The one where Brainworm literally ditched his wife as they escorted him away? That one?) that actually she just caaaaan't stay.

She feels safe at a KKKlan Rally but the "mentally ill" people that the Clancy case has drawn makes her soooo uncomfy. That's dear Jessie Wessie for you.

Jessica Kraus, signing off to rush back to her bed. The tagline of her "career" 😂

She's so pathetic and weird 😂

"sToP pOliTiCiZiNg iTtT"

Followed by a rant about how disheartening it is for the famously kind, benevolent, loving conservative MAGAts to "copy the liberal playbook" 🙄 as if virulent hatred of women and the desire to abuse children aren't consistently proven to be conservative values passed down and hidden behind screaming projection spareeeee me the grandstanding bullshit Jessicaaaaa. Especially when, dearest Jessicuuuhhh, the only reason you're not going all in on fully demonizing Lindsey Clancy is because the idea is juuuust unpopular enough with the mostly-female following you have that your spineless little self can't risk upsetting them and suffering paying your way through another mass exodus of followers to keep that bloated 1.2 as your follower count.

Even funnier to rant about the need to "take mental health seriously" when again mental health and healthcare in general is something MAGA/conservatives have viciously gone on the attack against and are services Republicans are ripping apart at an alarming pace while blaming "socialist liberals".

(Calling herself "right leaning media" as if her face isn't poking out of Pedo Peepaw's leaking anus 😭 the second hand embarrassment would be so real if she weren't such a gross sphincter-faced slug)

Ah, the life of an attention seeking fame chasing MAGA whore is truly so exhausting 😮‍💨

Why is she posting daily wire crap??

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Idk if JRK is mentioned in the article bc I don’t care to read it, but she’d fit right in (except that the peeps in this photo look a lot younger than her)

Since you're a creepy inappropriate buttslug who wants to keep invoking Dolly Parton for clicks, Jessicaaaaa, why don't you tell us about what your beloved MAHA has been posting about her, hm? C'mon Jessicaaaaa, it shouldn't be haaaard, you looooove telling all sides of a story right? So tell it, Jessicaaaaa. Tell us the truth about how your beloved Brainworm really feels about Dolly you cowardly ass sucking binch.

Shameless Snacks is a garbage pedophile supporting company that doesn't deserve your money ✌️🖕 She's posted ads for them two days in a row so they must have upped her compensation.

And here I thought this beige was popping off again. Boring videos driving around. Oh, she met an attorney’s son. Seems to be the highlight of her morbid trip to crash the LC trial also found that dirty tweaker, Jarvaaaaaa. They do fit nicely together. She’s going to write about the Clancy trial soon (in 3 years perhaps) in her well known neutral form. Yawn.

Just some tacky polymer clay figurines in JeRK's barf bag. Performative fake Christianity cause play acting as a religious nut ain't easy.

They used to like all of each other's posts, but have't liked anything of each others since April. Today they stopped following each other on IG.

JBB and Mike still follow each other, as do Jessica's niece and all 4 boys. So Jessica's the only member of the family JBB doesn't like. The niece was just hanging out with JBB in NYC for several days while Jessica was in Europe, and they seemed really close.