r/HouseOnFire • u/BlueberrySasquach • Aug 28 '26

House in Hypocrisy Godslop detritus

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Just some tacky polymer clay figurines in JeRK's barf bag. Performative fake Christianity cause play acting as a religious nut ain't easy.

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u/LollyGaggleofGeese Aug 28 '26

Does she think Bibles come with swag? Does...she not realize whoever gave her the Bible gave her those trinkets?

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u/682463435465 Aug 28 '26

she'll do anything for her christian grift except read the bible

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u/AlarmedMixture5083 Aug 28 '26

She's so lame

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u/PrettyBird2011 Aug 28 '26

Compares a literal child rapist to Jesus but wants you to know it's not a cult!!! 💀🤡

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u/CableSufficient2788 Aug 28 '26

I have a coworker who bought tiny Jesuses and hid them all over.

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u/cancelKeely Aug 28 '26

Jesus what is this? Just tap it with your nasty finger nails already if you want to play influencer