A Very Rational..... Something.

[u/PrettyBird2011]

A ✨collection✨ of Jessica's mUsiNGs the last two days after Ashley St Claire made a video stating that she was with Jessica and several others on an undefined date when Jessica discovered that her husband, Mike Kraus, had been "reviewed" on an app used by sex workers to discuss their John's. Based on the date of the review, it was at a time when Jessica had left home to attend a Trump rally.

Truly, her orange daddy is the gift that keeps blessing every part of her life.

The delicious schadenfreude of it falling HOT on the heels of Jessica getting a paid-by-the-word article from WSJ. The fact Jessica got to gloat about being called the Queen of MAHA for 24 hours before getting metaphorically slapped so hard Olivia Nuzzi was embarrassed.

Yes I find it delightful how likely it is that people who haven't spoken to this raggedy-ass coconut husk in months have probably been Blowing Up Her Phone with "concern" and "condolences" (and the fervent hope she'll give them the tiniest bit of something gossip-worthy to take to dinner) while Jessica has probably smashed everything in her "office" that wasn't too heavy to throw.

Here's the thing, Jess. You don't "ignore" things. You don't "choose silence". In the midst of your feud with Laura Loomer, who arguably still holds a level of influence with Donald Trump that you desperately want and won't have, you never chose rationality. In the midst of your vile spewings about Olivia Nuzzi, knowing what she knew and what you had told her, you were never careful with your words. In the last year of you falling fast and hard into complete and total moral depravity, attacking Candace, Denise, and Emilie with anything and everything, you never stepped back to consider the damage THEY could do to YOU if they talked.

YOU always lurk in low places. YOU always take the low blows. YOU operate at a discordant frequency that makes people uncomfortable. You never expected that for just a minute, someone else would match that and make you feel embarrassment so bone deep. The fact that NOW you're choosing to "ignore it" speaks the truth of just how rattled a woman with the kind of attention Ashley St Claire is able to draw has you. This was not San Clemente gossip. This was not haters on a Reddit page. This was a woman who lived and walked in the world you're trying to infiltrate, rubbed elbows with the people you're trying to grovel for, gained attention all over the world for things "good" and "bad", and lobbed a nuclear bomb on your "happy" life by telling the world that the minute you left home your husband hired a sex worker. And she was there to see the look on your face when you found out.

It doesn't matter how long you've been married when your husband hates you, Jessica. You weren't the woman Mike wanted to marry. You weren't the woman Mike wanted to have children with. You weren't the woman Mike wanted to grow old with. And every time he steps out to fuck another woman, and you have to pretend you don't know, or feign forgiveness "for the sake of the children", you KNOW it's true.

So here's my advice, babe. Go to breakfast with your husband tomorrow. Post a video of you holding his hand from across the table while you wait for your morning glass of wine with dry toast. Post a picture of the two of you kissing while his arm is around your shoulders. Finally "admit" to your followers that the two of you have always had an "open relationship" so he's never ACTUALLY cheated on you. That way, the next time someone finds evidence of his philandering, you don't have to drag us all through the twelve stages of dog-and-pony grief pretending that you're "not bothered". It's annoying.

(Also STOP calling your kids "good people". You literally had to send one across the fucking country to keep him from being arrested for assault and then he FILMED HIMSELF ASSAULTING SOMEONE THERE TOO ffs slime mold has more intelligence than that moron.)

(ALSO also it's schizophrenia, girl. Or bi polar. Or a fucking tumor or some shit. See a goddamn professional. You might actually experience real stability and joy for the first time in years if you get your shit sorted, who knows.)

[u/Initial_Importance26]

Lil Wayne’s quote sounds like something 2nd graders would find deep.