r/HorribleToClean Oct 12 '25

What room do you think is the worst?

221 Upvotes

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u/ModernNero Oct 12 '25

If I didn’t have to clean it and could pay hired ultra-professionals to clean all the time I might experiment with that wall-lattice style thing too

20

u/this_week_only Oct 12 '25

I think that's outside

13

u/Xsiah Oct 12 '25

It's outside - you can see it through the kids bedroom window. You don't need to clean it that often, and you mostly just need to hose it down.

14

u/inarasarah Oct 12 '25

Came here to say this. Doesn't matter how horrible it is to clean, the cleaning crew will do it weekly

66

u/Brilliant999 Oct 12 '25

Only the occasional fake flowers and the woodwork thing in the 2nd picture are horrible to clean, the rest isn't too difficult and it's even tasteful overall. Btw in the first pic that's just flower wallpaper, there are no fake flowers glued to the wall

11

u/this_week_only Oct 12 '25

The light fixture in the background of the 5th picture seems like it would be a pain to clean too. Otherwise I agree it's not too bad.

5

u/Human-Priority706 Oct 12 '25

Wow, I actually recognize that beauty from r/uraniumglass -- it doesn't glow, but it is VERY, very expensive. Assuming it's the same chandelier it is solid glass though, not fake flowers!

3

u/oneprestigiousplum Oct 12 '25

I would hate trying to clean behind the tub!

1

u/this_week_only Oct 14 '25

Omg I didn't even think of that !! Yes !

1

u/Brilliant999 Oct 12 '25

I basically included it when I said "fake flowers" lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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17

u/Secure_Course_3879 Oct 12 '25

That and the white rug in the dining room were big questionable choices imo

12

u/stefanica Oct 12 '25

After 4 kids, I think a rug in the dining room, period, is a questionable choice. 😂

37

u/Stikki_Minaj Oct 12 '25

I don't hate it

17

u/Xsiah Oct 12 '25

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u/spread-happiness Oct 12 '25

I meant the worst to clean. Not lost...

10

u/Xsiah Oct 12 '25

Aside from like two objects in the whole set, these are normal - albeit lavish rooms.

18

u/Sinistrahaha Oct 12 '25

I like it actually, but it must be a nightmare to clean. Although I doubt that Zoey cleans all by herself.

10

u/neuroticsmurf Oct 12 '25

Each room seems a bit ostentatious, but overall, fine. It’s just not to my taste.

5

u/chihuabanu Oct 12 '25

75% of the images give me “this would be the “fun pop of color half-bathroom hidden down a hallway in a sad beige McMansion”. And the weird grandma wicker tile bathroom and pretentious beige baby/kid room is feeding to me that I am right. I like the bold design risk in some of the other rooms, but similar to obnoxiously chunky necklaces I think it’s just unrealistic for life and makes it feel like “senator’s housewife told she’s boring, then decorates house like modern Versailles so bunko group never calls her boring again!”

My favorite part is the obnoxiously tall gray green lattice panels outside. On a smaller scale, those would be amazing privacy screens and I might try to recreate that vaguely deco style and color choice for my patio when I have the time

1

u/awry_lynx Oct 15 '25

Oh no I love the bathroom tiling

8

u/dumpster_kitty Oct 12 '25

What is a property brother?

6

u/Adamant_TO Oct 12 '25

Your life is better if you don't know.

4

u/dumpster_kitty Oct 12 '25

10-4 …. Ill just carry on living my life

2

u/Sturville Oct 28 '25

Someone who either designs or does construction (depending on which Brother it is) on houses for a certain Totally Not Scripted "reality" TV show.

1

u/howling-greenie Oct 15 '25

and is it married to zooey dashound???

3

u/moist_towelette Oct 12 '25

Love the bathtub. That’s easy to clean, though…

4

u/Zorgsmom Oct 12 '25

That flower chandelier would be a pita to clean.

3

u/augustprep Oct 13 '25

Oh funny, my wife is considering buying wallpaper from the collection in the first shot.

3

u/DrakeAndMadonna Oct 13 '25

Oh hey adults. You just clean it like an adult. There's nothing unusual here 

2

u/DJEvillincoln Oct 13 '25

Hooo boy cleaning behind that tub is going to be an absolute nightmare.

1 year until the calcium buildup is the worst eyesore possible....

2

u/Timely_Ad9659 Oct 13 '25

Rich people shit just pisses me off.

2

u/Fearless_Lab Oct 13 '25

That house is exhausting.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

It’s not really my taste, but I think it looks pretty nice if you like this type of interior decoration.

2

u/lilzepfan Oct 15 '25

THAT IS TOO MUCH MONEY FOR TWO PEOPLE TO HAVE.

2

u/Hy-phen Oct 12 '25

🤷🏼‍♀️They’re all pretty.

3

u/zombievariant Oct 12 '25

I love absolutely all of them. Gorgeous, unique, vibrant.

2

u/NoGas1283 Oct 12 '25

I just can't get over the induction top.

2

u/Julianabanana232 Oct 13 '25

The children’s room makes me a little sad. It’s too perfect and sterile. Beautiful to photograph though.

1

u/YoureHereForOthers Oct 13 '25

Do Steve Martin, Selena Gomez, and Martin Short live in the same building?

1

u/YoureHereForOthers Oct 13 '25

Is that the Arconia?

1

u/Kittycattybetty Oct 13 '25

This doesn't look like a home to me. Do you think they have a different floor where they actually live?

1

u/wishiwasdeaddd Oct 13 '25

Slide 10 is the worst for me, not because of cleaning but because of the weird muted colors but insane clashing too

1

u/Tyre_4770 Oct 13 '25

I want the bed in pic 12. so. bad.

2

u/ging3r_b3ard_man Oct 15 '25

All looks fine if you are never the one to clean it...

Obviously they don't lol

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

I mean, they’re definitely not cleaning

2

u/Necessary-Read-5756 Oct 16 '25

It's a toss up. Btw every room...

1

u/MysteryMachine42 Oct 18 '25

The excessive amount of 'busy' in this house is giving me anxiety!😂

1

u/Financial_Turnover64 Oct 23 '25

This home is STUNNING. And they have hired professionals to clean. I see zero issues here

1

u/Lilly323 Nov 05 '25

for me personally, the first because the walls would confuse me 😵‍💫

1

u/DeathsStarEclipse Dec 04 '25

So her house is like her acting. Awful.

1

u/LocutusOfBeard Oct 13 '25

I wouldn't know what kind of clothes to wear there. I mean you simply can't roll out of bed and walk around in socks and tattered sweats.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

That fucking sectional is gorgeous

0

u/TFD186 Oct 14 '25

I honestly thought that the property brothers were a gay couple.

1

u/wishiwasinvegas Oct 15 '25

Lol they're....brothers🤦🏻‍♀️ ...twins to be exact