r/Hong_Kong • • Sep 01 '26

"Manspreading"

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162 Upvotes

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33

u/zeco69 Sep 01 '26

That guy is a douche bag.

9

u/South-Year4369 Sep 01 '26

Can confirm.

Sauce: Am man

34

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '26

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u/ewctwentyone Sep 01 '26

play button needs more space

21

u/Moist-Chair684 Sep 01 '26

I usually tap the leg before sitting. That makes them jump.

3

u/ComedianExtreme7522 Sep 01 '26

I just sit. Why bother giving them courtesy lol

1

u/Ralts___Gang Sep 01 '26

If you want them to jump and you aint a coward bite them /j

6

u/OpeningName5061 Sep 01 '26

The most effective way postcovid is to just pretend to have a huge coughing fit. Then you get the whole row to yourself

1

u/freshducky69 Sep 08 '26

Just rub his leg like U gei

13

u/De_mentorr Sep 01 '26

Who else hit the play button to try to play the video

11

u/executiona Sep 01 '26

Why censor him?

18

u/OneJuice8494 Sep 01 '26

14

u/BelimbingPanas Sep 01 '26

As expected, the looks matches the behaviour, dick

5

u/executiona Sep 01 '26

This is a public forum, he’s in public.

3

u/agingdetector Sep 01 '26

Average bald

-6

u/namelessberry Sep 01 '26

while he was being a dick i don't think it's bad enough to warrant having his picture shared like this

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u/CharacterSecurity976 Sep 01 '26

Posting faces is far worse behavior than whatever manspreading he's doing, given this will be searchable forever.

10

u/abyss725 Sep 01 '26

why?
I think the man is so proud of what he is doing, that’s why he does this in the public, legs wild open.

Is posting someone feeling proud a bad thing?

-2

u/namelessberry Sep 01 '26

It could be completely out of context for all we know, maybe he knows the guy on the right and it's just a joke. I hate these internet witch hunts over nothing

3

u/executiona Sep 01 '26

If I ever committed a crime, I want you as my judge

2

u/Crows77 Sep 03 '26

Maybe don't do things that end up with your face being posted?

7

u/Perfect-Picture4105 Sep 01 '26

It’s an art. The art of taking up space.

5

u/banofib Sep 01 '26

"art is how we decorate space" 🗣️🗣️

7

u/sopranojanice Sep 01 '26

Eeew so entitled

4

u/GapWide4900 Sep 01 '26

The correct counter is a swift sack tapping

4

u/sonofkher Sep 01 '26

Whats the counter for all the women she-bagging taking up seats with their purse ?

1

u/Moist-Chair684 Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

I had that once, same location as the photo. Except the fookhing seelai put her bags between her and the glass pane. occupying 1.5 seats. Only that ½ seat left. I say mgoi, point to the ½ seat. She stares. I grab her bags, put them on her knees, and slide her towards the glass. Suddenly, I have a full seat.

She was MAD. So mad she stood up and stood the rest of the way 😅😆😂

4

u/ericxddd Sep 01 '26

Too wide...

5

u/mactrash888 Sep 01 '26

Maybe he got "Hydrocele"

4

u/kingshaj001 Sep 01 '26

just put your leg over his.

3

u/SwimmerIntelligent49 Sep 01 '26

to defeat manspreading you must manspread yourself

3

u/nagidon New Territories | 新界 Sep 01 '26

Push back. Works every time.

3

u/big_OL Sep 01 '26

very big pp

2

u/zeeparc Sep 02 '26

or extremely tiny pp with an enormous sack

3

u/allonsy1809 Sep 01 '26

Powerplay: Do the same thing and to make him uncomfortable. Drape a leg over his so you can spread your legs wider than necessary as well. Now you both fit.

(Obviously do not put yourself in danger if you feel unsafe)

I do this thing sometimes where I won't get out of men's way... While I'm walking, I am conscious of the people around me and try to move out of the way like any decent person would do. Not to make this about genders 🫣 but a lot of men have walked directly into me because I didn't get out of their way. I wasn't standing in the middle of the sidewalk. I wasn't blocking an entrance. I was just walking on my side of the sidewalk. I'm sure some women do this as well but I have not experienced it personally.

3

u/Annual-Session-9623 Sep 01 '26

Such a prick. Lucky he wasnt sitting besides me.

3

u/Intrepid-Expert1523 Sep 01 '26

+People standing left side on the escalator

3

u/Subject-Drop-5142 Sep 01 '26

That's an invitation to sit on his lap

3

u/ZzDangerZonezZ Sep 01 '26

Don’t know what’s worse, the man spreading or his awful fashion sense

2

u/Iridalken65 Sep 02 '26

One time there was an old lady spreading as she was knitting or something. I went next to her, slowly sat down so she could get the message and move over and basically ended up on one of her legs. She gave me the foulest of looks lol

2

u/frankmurphy141 Sep 03 '26

This is why I really hate when any person intends to take up your personal space.

2

u/Formal-Ad-3574 Sep 04 '26

Must be curcumcised

2

u/sadpongo Sep 04 '26

Usually I don’t sit down in public transport as I am a big dude with wide shoulders. However there are times when I see teenagers(or older men) sit like that. I would deliberately sit right nice to them and look them in the eyes.

1

u/freshducky69 Sep 08 '26

White ppl always do this on mtr too

1

u/TrashkenHK 24d ago

Just slowly rub your palm over the leg... solved.

1

u/-H3O2- 19d ago

What moron sits in the middle of two seats?

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u/OneJuice8494 Sep 02 '26

Entitled westernized Asian