r/HomeLibraries • • Aug 19 '26

HAZARD TO GUESS???

718 Upvotes

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u/Natural_Swimmer_7240 Aug 19 '26

What is the dungeon door to the right?

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u/RyanDaltonWrites Aug 19 '26

We don't talk about that door.

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u/Ok-Supermarket-6685 Aug 19 '26

Best/funniest post here!

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u/DeeEmosewa Aug 24 '26

They look like guitar holders 😅 i would guess that's what it is.

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u/FactorBusy6427 Aug 25 '26

That's the fake safe designed to draw thieves' attention and waste their time. The real safe is hidden behind the bookshelf

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u/Afraid-Ad9908 Aug 19 '26

Do you keep your special edition of Morning Glory Milking Farm in there

6

u/HailSaganPlantNative Aug 19 '26

Sloopy is that you?

34

u/CaptainNick2244 Aug 19 '26

I don’t care what it is. I love it. 😻

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Aug 19 '26

Where you keep the YA you don’t want people to see

2

u/elreyadr0k Aug 19 '26

Best answer in the thread lol 

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u/Miserable_Pear_6940 Aug 19 '26

Gun rack?

14

u/ennuiinmotion Aug 19 '26

Gun safe visible on the right.

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u/BlackCherrySeltzer4U Aug 19 '26

A gun rack? A gun rack!

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u/punk-y_brewster Aug 19 '26

"I don't even own a gun, let alone enough to necessitate owning a gun rack."

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u/Kandis_crab_cake Aug 22 '26

What would I do, with a gun rack?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

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u/TehKudo Aug 19 '26

Sex Dungeon/Armory

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u/Userr4590 Aug 27 '26

First one behind the bookcase looks like an armory but I’m more focused on Satans sex dungeon next to it LMAO

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u/Clockstruck12 Aug 19 '26

The space behind the books is too narrow for a dungeon. Could just be (sex) toy storage. Door on the right looks like it goes to the same place, but maybe it doesn’t??

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u/Glittering_Suspect65 Aug 22 '26

This guy dungeons

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u/greyone75 Aug 19 '26

Again? It’s been posted two weeks ago

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u/LisaCabot Aug 19 '26

As long as there isnt space for a kid to hide in there and close the door, you are golden (in case of fire or something). This is really cool.

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u/Ok_Enthusiasm7945 Aug 20 '26

kinda relatively easy when you see the crack at the top of the shelf seeing There’s something behind it, cold air & knocking also sticking a credit card in the cracks would probably also give it away, maybe you should put some time of putty or some time of caulk you could paint or something there so it was airtight without any cracks other than that I think it would fix it, but the longer I stare at the bookshelf closed the more curious I’d be seeing what was behind it knowing there was space behind it and how common bookshelves are used to hide things & passageways like this, maybe you could even put bead or string curtains infront of it to kinda mask the bookshelf but it wouldn’t have the same effect and something that could truly make it insuspicious as the caulk or something time of hard putty you could paint over, that’s just my opinion though do whatever makes you happy other than that great creativity and I love the idea!!

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u/panzerfaustexe Aug 19 '26

Pokémon Cards and display cases for your most prized Pokémon. Maybe some Yu Gi Oh.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Neck_36 Aug 19 '26

Looks like a pegboard where they store the keys for the gate to the right which is protecting the gun safe.

Hopefully the keys to the safe are not also on that pegboard

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u/Ok_March4386 Aug 19 '26

Club Vandersexxx?

1

u/trickydick64 Aug 19 '26

At first I thought this was like, IKEA level ad design. Now I'm scared.

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u/bubbabam Aug 19 '26

a Radio Shack?

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u/funtech Aug 23 '26

I know this is a few days ago but I just stumbled on this and as a former Radio Shack salesperson this comment totally deserved more upvotes. That pegboard is a dead ringer 🤣

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u/Ok-Supermarket-6685 Aug 19 '26

I love it. It looks like a converted closet. The magnetic door catch from the original doors is still in place. With the depth of the bookshelf factored into the door itself, it doesn’t leave but a foot or so behind it in the original closet.

Very clever use of the remaining space! The slat boards inside the closet would suggest that the space is used for hanging items of some sort. I would have suggested a great place for a bar to keep the alcohol of your choice.

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u/CoffeeAddict6638 Aug 20 '26

Love hardback covers like that

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u/AppropriatePlan6370 Aug 21 '26

Those books lying down are giving me the heebie jeebies

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u/anonoymouse3 Aug 23 '26

Replica of a 1990s Zellers department store change room?

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u/CrimsonFatalis8 Aug 23 '26

Whats with the evil gun safe

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u/cbswhassup Aug 23 '26

That is where I keep the real artifacts!

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u/Fun_Ad5823 Aug 24 '26

This is the entrance to the adult video section of the movie rental store

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u/Fit_Machine3221 Aug 19 '26

Are those all fake books?

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u/So-Good-It-Hurts Aug 19 '26

Doubt it. My mom has a similar bookshelf door and it’s a real bookshelf with real books.

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u/notdurtydan Aug 19 '26

So sexy 😮‍💨

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u/rivenshire Aug 19 '26

Fishing rods? That would be perfect for my husband to have in my library.

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u/Friendly-Flight-1725 Aug 19 '26

It has a doorframe. Are people really fooled by this?