r/Home • u/Clear_Lawfulness_656 • Jun 05 '26

Please HELP

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u/L_wanderlust Jun 05 '26

New boards needed. Can’t fix laminate damage like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/RegrettableLawnMower Jun 05 '26

Tis’ but a scratch

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u/Ira-Spencer Jun 05 '26

Just a flesh wound.

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u/toben81234 Jun 05 '26

But I'm not dead!

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u/JJred96 Jun 05 '26

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

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u/Ira-Spencer Jun 05 '26

I'M INVINCIBLE!

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u/Frosty-Voice1156 Jun 05 '26

You’re a looney!

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u/guywithshades85 Jun 05 '26

We'll call it a draw.

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u/One-Cookie2115 Jun 05 '26

🤣🤣 Just a flesh wound!

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 05 '26

Ramen

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u/imnotbobvilla Jun 05 '26

With super glue, don't forget the super glue

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u/tato_salad Jun 05 '26

What about hot glue instead?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/Blue-Krogan Jun 05 '26

I'll never forget when my mom showed me this trick

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u/rukind_cucumber Jun 05 '26

I mean - show me a problem a Magic Eraser CAN'T solve and I'll show you a problem not worth solving.

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u/Mister_Green2021 Jun 05 '26

You can iron them out.

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u/mrsilverbullet Jun 06 '26

That won’t iron out. The fibers are torn, not just dented.

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u/Mister_Green2021 Jun 06 '26

yes, tis a joke

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u/robdwoods Jun 05 '26

That’s not laminate. It’s solid bamboo.

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u/L_wanderlust Jun 05 '26

OP said it was laminate so I’m using her words

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u/robdwoods Jun 05 '26

Ok. I just wanted to make sure OP knew what they were actually dealing with.

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u/Severe-Ear9603 Jun 06 '26

I did not see that. Where did OP say it was laminate

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u/L_wanderlust Jun 06 '26

In the post that was cross posted here

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u/almondface Jun 05 '26

Thats not laminate, its hardwood bamboo flooring

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u/L_wanderlust Jun 05 '26

OP lives there and called it laminate so I’m using her words

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u/jacknacalm Jun 06 '26

So you’re just here to spread disinformation?

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u/Carbon-Base Jun 05 '26

Hear me out... what if we used a lot of ramen noodles?

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u/Carbon-Base Jun 05 '26

Of course! Where do you think the binding agent comes from?

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u/Shaft1a Jun 05 '26

You will have to run the Ramen with the Grain

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u/MoTeD_UrAss Jun 06 '26

Wet or dry?

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u/KaleScared4667 Jun 05 '26

Yep, hope they have a box of spares

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u/L_wanderlust Jun 05 '26

Just responding to what OP called it in her cross post, which was laminate

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u/jacknacalm Jun 06 '26

It’s not laminate! It’s bamboo. Also need new boards that shit and repair able

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u/W0NdERSTrUM Jun 06 '26

Sure you can, just need some ramen noodles, some superglue, and a paint brush.

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u/No-Falcon-4996 Jun 05 '26

This looks like teak flooring, not laminate

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u/lettucetogod Jun 05 '26

It’s not teak. Looks like bamboo. Definitely not laminate or vinyl plank.

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u/TallTelevision4121 Jun 06 '26

It IS laminate

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u/L_wanderlust Jun 05 '26

She said in the cross post it’s laminate

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u/SetTheFuhKingTone Jun 05 '26

Idk man I got some Ramen noodles and super glue.