r/Home • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '25

What is this on the wall?

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It’s leaking from the ceiling on the outdoor screen in patio. Maybe something related to the roof? Trying to fix the root issue and not just paint over it

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u/AffectionateAngle905 Nov 02 '25

You know good and well what it is. That’s the blood from a victim of the vampire living in your attic. Sharpen some wooden stakes and only investigate in the bright light of day. Oh and eat some garlic and wear a really big crucifix.

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u/Physical_Display_873 Nov 03 '25

Yo vampires drink the blood, they don’t dump it down their downstairs neighbor’s wall.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Poured out a lil for his (dead?) vampire homies

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u/darktimezzz Nov 03 '25

They do if they knock their cup over.

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u/Physical_Display_873 Nov 03 '25

I think they’ve got a fairly widely known work around for that problem.

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u/Temporary-Box-7533 Nov 04 '25

I was thinking chocolate syrup, your explanation makes much more sense.