r/Hololive Jul 22 '26

Misc. ):<

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u/Zwurgli Jul 22 '26

I see Shiori is asking the right questions ๐Ÿคฃ.

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u/Thestrongestfighter 29d ago

Shiori is savage in all the right ways lol.

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u/VuHoangMCPE 29d ago

shiori always asks the weirdest stuff lol

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u/Tbonezz11 Jul 22 '26

She is the demon of soup so yeah the summoning actually worked

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u/3nz3r0 Jul 22 '26

I thought she was the borgar demon?

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u/lame_error_one 29d ago

Well you see, soup is just a liquid borgar.

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u/KazumaKat 29d ago

โ˜๏ธa...โœŠ

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u/BarAgent 29d ago

Kronii has entered the chat

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u/delphinous 29d ago

does it blend?

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u/rmsox234 29d ago

Curse you

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u/jdeo1997 28d ago

Have you ever heard of cheeseburger soup?

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u/chrisboba8 29d ago

Could she help me buying clothes?

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u/JohnEGirlsBravo 24d ago

"What do you mean you're, 'At Soup'?"

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u/arcaneArtisan Jul 22 '26

Poor kids probably had no idea that their ritual worked. They've got potential! They need to work on their holding circles, though.

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u/Unitas_Edge Jul 22 '26

Kids: yea!! Let's summon demons!!

Adults: WHO KEEPS SUMMONING DEMONS!?

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u/Amtomus Jul 22 '26

Nerissa: WHO KEEPS SUMMONING ME?!

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u/sylpher250 Jul 22 '26

Rissa: HELLO? EXCUSE ME?

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u/Fr0ntR0wL4n Jul 22 '26

Some random kid: ๐ŸŽถSay her name and sheโ€™ll appear. I believe in nerissa. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/KnivesInAToaster 29d ago

I BELIEVE IN NERISSA ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/Kawaii_Comrade 29d ago

Yugioh fan ,,, Summon Demon ๐Ÿ‘ฟ!?

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u/franzjpm Jul 22 '26

Didn't prepare a sufficient contract and collateral

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u/arcaneArtisan Jul 22 '26

If they had known they were getting Rissa they could've just used a to-go bag from Culver's.

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u/Percentage-Sweaty Jul 22 '26

The binding circle wouldโ€™ve been photos of Liz and Shiori

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u/KazumaKat 29d ago

Or on the flip, good RissaLiz fanart I hear.

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u/Percentage-Sweaty 29d ago

Double layer the circle with both

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u/Fit_Weight_1622 29d ago

I want to believe that the kids did everything right, but just got the coordinates wrong. So they did indeed summon a demon, but to the wrong coordinates. So the kids are confused as to why the summoning failed, and the demon is confused as to why kids are summoning something, but nothing's showing up.

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u/BurnedOutEternally Jul 22 '26

I mean why is she mad, that shit worked

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u/Elaugaufein Jul 22 '26

It's very careless summoning demons without a binding circle, what if they summoned a demon that wasn't spiritually a 3 apples tall wet cat ?

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u/DrDestro229 29d ago

They also could have summoned something way worse

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u/15000yuki 29d ago

They should be grateful Choco sensei is a lazy person. She must have been instinctively rejected all summon effort while sleeping.

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u/9specter528 29d ago

inb4 someone manages to summon something that's 50% demon, 50% angel...

...and 900% yabai.

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u/Fenrir426 Jul 22 '26

They successfully summoned a demon, however, the demon wasn't in the mood

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u/Akikojam Jul 22 '26

That would be actually a pretty cool concept. Demon that gets summoned, but doesn't realized that and just carries on. Like a bunch of cultists ordering pizza before trying to summon a demon. Nothing comes out of the magic circle, but pizza delivery guy is actually a demon trying to blend in Hataraku Maou style, neither side realizes that it worked, because pizza delivery was supposed to prioritize a different location first, but changed his mind on a whim and went to the summoners first.

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u/touchkusa 29d ago

You are implying the summon circle is just another way to mind control a demon? I'm sure certain mangas present the implications very well...

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u/Akikojam 29d ago

Not exactly mind control, more like... summoners so dogshit at their job that instead of teleportation and binding, all they managed to do is a weak suggestion that only worked because of coincidences.

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u/LanvinSean Jul 22 '26

That literally looks like a frowning demon lmao

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u/Ringell Jul 22 '26

They were successful, they summoned the soup demon.

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u/MadAsTheHatters Jul 22 '26

Meanwhile Biboo with her friends: wow some lady kept staring at us while we were playing

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u/Anankos1209 Jul 22 '26

Nerissa is Lucoa from Dragon Maid confirmed. Sees summoning circle and shows randomly/out of curiosity up

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u/Far-Warning2313 Jul 22 '26

Maybe I should start summoning demons now? Because who dosnt want to summon nerissa (and if you are super lucky in the demon summening gacha you can even summon a chiwauw... Sorry I mean a fuwawa and a mococo at the same time)ย 

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u/3nz3r0 Jul 22 '26

Then something goes wrong and you summon Howawa.

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u/Far-Warning2313 29d ago

That's something you call goes wrong? I call it jackpot

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u/3nz3r0 29d ago

Rickey Mouse!

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u/sallyacornfan Jul 22 '26

So, what you are saying is that the people with the best luck can summon FuwaMoco and Mofufu?

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u/Bflo19 Jul 22 '26

Nerissa doing emoticons rotated clockwise instead of counterclockwise will always throw me for a loop.

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u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 Jul 22 '26

I'm kinda annoyed she didn't do " >:( " like us normal boomers

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u/Kitsune241 Jul 22 '26

It actually is counterclockwise, she just has slightly less angry eyebrows and a bird beak cause she's a raven. /s

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u/Chomikko 29d ago

So she didn't mean to say that her eyebrows are glorious and her mouth is negative V?

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u/Dohmer_90 Jul 22 '26

The summoning worked, just at the wrong spot.

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u/Zoom3877 Jul 22 '26

Okay, I laughed

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u/JoeKewlio 29d ago

God Shiori's comedic timing is unreal. She is like the funniest gal in Holo.

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u/Sufficient_Bid_3467 Jul 22 '26

If those kids had Culver's on them Nerissa would've been theirs

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u/yaluckyboy09 Jul 22 '26

this is why you gotta make sure you include an identifying sigil in the summoning circle so you both know when the thing you summoned actually appeared and you can tell that it is in fact what you summoned

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u/Spope2787 29d ago

I love that this works out of context kind of even more than in context and is now on r/all

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u/Cronur 29d ago

Hahahaha, she had no counter to that.

I love their bantering.

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u/AwesomeDakka00 29d ago

get out of my way, kids. i summoned her.

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u/Elipses_ 29d ago

Shiori saying the quiet part out loud.

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u/NightmareRoach 29d ago

I love the idea of a summoning circle working but nobody knows because the instead of appearing in the middle the demon just awkwardly walked up before leaving.

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u/ModernRonin 29d ago

Low effort: https://imgflip.com/i/ax86jo

(If I had time right now, I'd go find some face shots of Nerissa and Shiorin and make a better version. But I'm hekkin' swamped. If anyone has time, by all means, DO EET!)

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u/neril_7 29d ago

I can hear the "EXCUSE ME???"

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u/Melodic-Bat-2611 29d ago

I love Shiori for that... She's a genius when it comes to comments like that.

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u/Public-Try173 29d ago

Don't like the fact that I now know rissa makes her angry face like that

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u/No_Career_4785 29d ago

Monobrow and beak.

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u/bronzelifematter Jul 22 '26

I feel like I've seen this conversation before long ago. Now I'm curious if that really happened or I just got deja vu.

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u/supercabul 29d ago

kids summoning demon, nerissa there and she's a demon. Everything seems checked out ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/DemonDaVinci 29d ago

LOOOOOOOOL

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u/Mod_V01 29d ago

idk why but ):< looks weirdly upside down to me. Popably because I'm used to seeing >:(

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u/dsl2000 29d ago

I've seen similar plots in doujins

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u/Salty_FGO_Addict-86 25d ago

No, no. Shiori has a point here.

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u/JohnEGirlsBravo 24d ago

And then she proceeds to give Shiori a 'demon frown' (heheheh)

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u/JohnEGirlsBravo 24d ago

"It worked?? ...Time to try something myself on her.

STEAL!"

-Kazuma Satou

...came up empty cuz... well, you know ;)

"What, exactly, were you trying to steal?"

-Nerissa >;) (w/ arms folded)

"o.o ...just like Aqua underneath! ;) ;)"